Buzz·Posted on Jan 22, 202018 Tweets To Laugh At While Cuddled Under Your Weighted Blanket"Bro, you're lucky my weighted blanket is holding me back."by Ehis OsifoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. logan @brainwxrms she’s not gonna text u back she got a weighted blanket for christmas which doesn’t talk and doesn’t try to have sex with her 10 minutes into watching a movie 12:45 AM - 09 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff Sorry I’m late I got stuck under my weighted blanket 10:24 PM - 20 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Devon Palmer @devon__palmer Bro ur lucky my weighted blanket is holding me back 08:04 PM - 16 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Dylan Barbour @therealDBcoop You’ve got to keep your weighted blanket perfectly even across your bed unless you get dragged off into the abyss off one side once it starts to fall 02:58 PM - 14 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. common sad girl @sadgirlkms cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet 11:00 AM - 01 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS Who needs a weighted blanket when you have the crushing weight of existential dread 03:02 AM - 22 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. caitie delaney @caitiedelaney My ideal weighted blanket experience 08:27 AM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. gov michaela @MichaelaOkla My weighted blanket cannot protect me from myself 07:26 PM - 25 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Meg Stalter @megstalter a weighted blanket feels like a nice ghoul holding your body down forcing you into slumber 02:58 AM - 30 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Gina @ginadivittorio Men: -make you feel bad -will not communicate intentions -cost you years of life and your self esteem A weighted blanket: -make you feel not better but calmer it’s hard to explain -clear product description on box and tag -cost between $40-80 depending on weight, quality etc 03:45 AM - 11 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. moth dad @innesmck you, docile and uninquisitive: using a weighted blanket for comfort and counting anxiety me, a genius: using a weighted blanket to get buff as heck while i sleep 10:59 PM - 01 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Donwill @donwill That pile of clothes on your bed can double as a weighted blanket. 03:57 PM - 07 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. haley 🕊 @haley_simp me under my weighted blanket every night 05:50 AM - 19 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Starring Michelle 💚 @starringmichell Pumping iron, but it's just me folding my weighted blanket 01:11 PM - 16 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Luke @LKfromTarget Slept under a weighted blanket last night 01:40 PM - 21 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Marilyn Monhoe @peachoshit just got done *working out *having sex under a weighted blanket 02:23 AM - 17 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. tumbleweed @sarahtumbleweed I want a weighted blanket but they’re like $200 which is ridiculous so I will pay someone $7 to just lay on me, DM if interested serious inquiries only 03:51 AM - 20 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ELLISA @ellisadaydreams 2020 year of the weighted blanket 07:03 PM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite