Hello, dear reader. Usually, www.twitter.com is a trashfire of savage insults and dank memes, but every once in a while, it's a vessel for pure and heartwarming content. Today is that moment.
Ten years ago, a user known only by the name of @bloy created a Twitter account and informed the world of doing so:
I am signing up for twitter.com.
Ten months after that wonderful instruction, Bloy informed us that he met the love of his life:
Met a really hot girl who was half japanese half philipino. Think i ruined it by constantly callin her a jalepeno.
Don't hold their awful joke / misspelling against them. It gets better.
Shortly after that fated tweet, Bloy had to close up shop:
I am closing twitter.com as my boss is not happy.
And then things went radio silent...UNTIL NOW!
okay im back lol fuck a boss https://t.co/nDoduzYH9g
Way to stick it to the man.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, FOLKS!
update: we got married https://t.co/Skkuj8V8i5
I love love!
Twitter had been having quite the field day with this tale:
@Bloy @ice_creammilk THIS IS THE BIGGEST W ON THIS APP
@maddyaintmad @Bloy Yes 10 years down the line and they’re married I’m proud
@Bloy @FunkyColdCuban redemption arc
@Bloy 10 years down the line you probably spell it filipino, so congrats to the happy couple!!!!
Bloy had this to say about his love story:
Tip for everyone dealing with nervousness about telling someone how they feel: You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
IDK about y'all, but this is the most precious thing I've read today. I hope it put a smile on your face, too.
