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When watches, necklaces, socks, shoes, and other accessories are never removed before sex.
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Or, you know, when women keep their bras on during sex.
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When women just lay in bed after sex instead of rushing to the bathroom to PEE!
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When men are able to slide into a woman with one thrust and there's no awkward fumbling around or fancy maneuvering.
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When only skinny people are seen having sex — there's a lack of representation when it comes to plus-sized and disabled people.
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When sex only happens under the covers even though we ALL know how hot — temperature-wise, that is — sex can be.
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When there's always a sexy striptease instead of people awkwardly trying to get out of their skinny jeans.
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When sex is always serious, instead of funny or giggly or, let's face it, awkward.
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When the woman's makeup somehow looks MORE flawless post-coitus than pre-coitus.
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When the room is filled with hundreds of candles even though the decision to have sex was made five minutes ago.
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When black characters have sex and there isn't a headscarf in SIGHT!
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When two people orgasm at the same time.
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When no one showers after sex — and if they do, it's to have more sex, instead of, you know, rinsing off.
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When no one uses lube.
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When couples are able to seamlessly switch positions without communicating it first.
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When couples start the sexy times before they get in the house — elevators, cars, hallways, you name it.
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Or, you know, when couples can't even make it to the bedroom and have sex against a wall.
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When the blanket covers the man's privates while also covering the woman's boobs.
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When couples don't engage in dirty talk.
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When all teenagers seem to lose their virginity on prom night.
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Finally, when sex is ALWAYS beautiful to look at in movies, which it isn't often IRL (but that doesn't mean it's not beautiful to experience).
