At 34 years old I have so many horror stories. The worst one though happened when I was 18 or 19 and had an eyebrow piercing. I can home from school and went to the same stylist I had been going to for about 2 years for a touch up and roller set. I was sitting in the chair about to get rolled up when I remembered I hadn’t taken out my eyebrow ring or at least put a band-aid over it. I shit you not, less than a minute later, I felt a tug… the comb had gotten caught on the top bar bell. I jumped and this idiot ass lady yanked the comb and pull the bottom barbel up into my piercing. I screamed and then she stopped while I went to the bathroom and cleaned up. She barely even apologized and continued to do my hair like she had an attitude. The other stylists were shaking their heads in disbelief when she even charged me the full price. In hindsight I should have just left, but I was very timid when I was that age. When my dad picked me up he was pissed. My mom called her and cussed her out lol. Thankfully since the barbell didn’t get pulled all the way through I didn’t need stitches. I do still have a little scar though. If something like this were to happen today, I would be typing my next submission from the computer in the prison library because I know I would have turned around and popped her in the face.

I literally only came in here for an Ed Sheeran gif. Mission accomplished!

He was his personal trainer and personal assistant not a body guard. That’s called the secret service. I went to elementary school with Reggie, and yeah that’s just how he talks.

Ugh…fucking hipsters

Addendum to 14: also set world record for 14,607 uses of Purell in 24 hrs