Rewind·Posted on Nov 17, 2021No One Asked, But I Ranked All The Minor "Mean Girls" Characters From Worst To BestGrool.by Ehis OsifoBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink The holiday season is quickly approaching, which means it's time for my annual rewatch of my favorite Christmas movie: Mean Girls. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Paramount Pictures On this most recent rewatch, I truly appreciated all the minor characters in film, so I decided to power rank all of the minor characters (five lines or less) from worst to best: 27. Coach Carr: Paramount Pictures Not only is he AWFUL at teaching sex ed, he's also a predator. He SHOULD be in jail. 26. Jason: Paramount Pictures I just KNOW that Mr. Butter-Your-Muffin would have defended Coach Carr / blamed the underaged girls for being preyed on by him. Don't forget that he cheated on Gretchen with Taylor Weddell! He deserved that radio to the face. 25. The kid with the mom who has long chest hair: Paramount Pictures No one likes a bully! Unless that bully is Regina George. 24. Shane Oman: Paramount Pictures Like, it's pretty fucked up that he was hooking up with his teammate's girlfriend behind his back. 23. These collective teachers: Paramount Pictures If these were my pick of teachers, I would simply transfer schools. 22. Seth Mosakowski: Paramount Pictures Don't hookup with your first cousin. 21. These weird religious kids: Paramount Pictures I mean they think that guns were created to kill the homosexuals...so this kinda speaks for itself. 20. Kristen Hadley: Paramount Pictures Sorry that Cady was just tryna be nice! No need to threaten bodily harm! 19. Dawn Schweitzer: Paramount Pictures While I don't condone violence, the first hit that Dawn threw DID lead to my favorite line of all time, so she's higher than Kristen. (The line was Mr. Duvall's "Oh, hell nah, I did not leave the South Side for this.") 18. The spelling-bee freak: Paramount Pictures IDK man, she just rubbed me the wrong way. You can just tell that she's a brownnoser. 17. The Marymount mathletes: Paramount Pictures Again, BROWN-NOSERS! 16. Caroline Krafft: Paramount Pictures She's probs a brownnoser, too, but I sympathize with her a bit more since she's the only girl on the mathletes team. 15. The dude who farts a lot: Paramount Pictures As someone with IBS, I can relate to this man. But also, when in public, you gotta clench, my dude! 14. The Junior Plastics: Paramount Pictures Listen, for all we know, they could be the nicest girls in the world! I refuse to pass judgement until I know more about them! 13. Taylor Weddell: Paramount Pictures I feel bad for this girl! She just got caught in the crossfire. 12. "Danny DeVito": Paramount Pictures Ol' girl was just tryna wash her hands in the bathroom. 11. Amber D'Alessio: Paramount Pictures Can someone please explain how one — and why one — would make out with a hot dog? 10. The girl who Regina once punched in the face: Paramount Pictures "I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops." 9. The unfriendly Black hotties: Paramount Pictures I personally really did like that one girl's skirt! 8. Nfume: Paramount Pictures Future unfriendly Black hottie in the making. 7. Kristen Hadley's boyfriend: Paramount Pictures This lil' boy gave us the ICONIC "Mom, can you pick me up? I'm scared." 6. Kylie George: Paramount Pictures Dancing queen. 5. Kevin Gnapoor: Paramount Pictures I'm just glad that, in the end, this man got his "varsity" jacket. 4. Annfernee: Paramount Pictures Homie isn't even IN the movie, and yet, he's in the top five. 3. The girl who doesn't even go here: Paramount Pictures She just has a lot of feelings, y'all! 2. Glenn Coco: Paramount Pictures Does this need an explanation? 1. Ol' girl from Michigan: Paramount Pictures This girl did more for race relations in this one moment than most politicians do in their entire careers.