Buzz·Posted on Oct 9, 201923 "No Man Has All Three" Tweets That Are 100% Hilarious And 200% TrueI am on the floor.by Ehis OsifoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Chase @chaseIyons no man has all 3: -shampoo -body wash -conditioner They all use 3 in 1 soap 07:19 PM - 04 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. blondie wasabi @bIondiewasabi no white man has all 3: -an understanding of wealth inequality -doesn’t say the n-word -a dad who isn’t a republican 01:51 AM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Eva Victor @evaandheriud no man has all three: - my best jokes - my ass in their hand - my secrets 02:31 AM - 06 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. viking @notviking no man has all three: • a love for acting • a tattoo of an eye on his ankle • the baudelaire fortune 05:31 AM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kandahar Giant Believer @half_orc_ no man has all three: • the lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring extended edition on dvd • the lord of the rings the two towers extended edition on dvd • the lord of the rings the return of the king extended edition on dvd 09:31 PM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. the philosophy joker @argumentwinner no man has all three: -listenable podcast -competent skincare regimen -fridge that contains more than singleton beer cans and takeout leftovers 06:18 PM - 07 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt No man has all three: • an interesting origin story • an invisible plane • a lasso that makes you tell the truth 05:29 AM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. brittany😔🤟🏼 @Brittany_broski no guy has all 3: -the glitz -the glam -the fashion 05:53 PM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. THE TWILIGHT SAGA @Twilight No guy has all 3: - Eternal life - Mind reader - Shimmering skin 09:38 PM - 26 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Tyler Wells @tylerdw no guy has all 3: - chicken flavor ramen - steak flavor ramen - anything resembling vegetables 07:33 PM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. justin @farringt0n no guy has all 3: - a dick - nipples - respect for women 04:08 PM - 23 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. the girl with the sample text tattoo @turnthepge no guy has all 3: -bath mat -toilet mat -sink mat 06:00 PM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. buzzfeed plz pay me @brainwxrms no frat guy has all 3: -a clean std test -more than one pillow -respect for his gf 08:36 PM - 07 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby No guy has all 3: 1) 4 roommates 2) a job that is an ironically racist podcast 3) a regular sized or larger penis that also gets hard 03:50 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Dirty Dancing Movie @DirtyDancingMov No guy has all 3: - Skilled dancer - Amazing hair - Strong dislike for corners 09:40 PM - 26 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. pansexual joker @saintknives no guy has all 3: 1. a 2. fucking 3. clue 02:23 AM - 25 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Revolver Volcelot @costaggini no guy has all 3: - slick as Gaston - quick as Gaston - neck as incredibly thick as Gaston’s 11:21 PM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Revolver Volcelot @costaggini no guy has all 3: - bed - bath - beyond 10:47 PM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. kirkland hannah montana @hannahhh_march No guy has all 3: -a therapist -a top sheet -a clean drug test 01:57 AM - 24 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy No guy has all 3: -Bulbasaur -Charmander -Squirtle 05:02 PM - 08 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. limited breadsticks @limitlessjest No guy has all three: - Grown Ups (2010) - Grown Ups 2 (2013) - Grown Ups 3 (currently in "development hell") 10:43 PM - 05 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Revolver Volcelot @costaggini no guy has all 3: - beetlejuice - beetlejuice - beetlejuice 10:26 PM - 01 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. blue scooby doo snack @ishotcaillou no guy has all three: 1: feelings 2: for 3: me 12:12 AM - 03 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite