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    "Marriage Story" Dropped On Netflix This Weekend So Here Are All The Funniest Tweets About It

    "Watched Marriage Story and I, too, feel like I got a divorce."

    This weekend, Netflix released Marriage Story on its platform and it's a TEARJERKER, to say the least.

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    The film, which is loosely based on director Noah Baumbach's divorce from Jennifer Jason Leigh, follows the divorce story and custody battle of Nicole (Scarlett Johansson) and Charlie (Adam Driver).

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    I cried approximately 13 times while watching this 136-minute saga. The only light at the end of the tunnel was these funny tweets. Hopefully they help you too:

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    my friend: we have to watch marriage story for adam driver me:

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    me watching @LauraDern for the entirety of #MarriageStory

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    I feel that A Marriage Story is to Baumbach what Mother was to Aronofsky and i wont explain

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    my favorite part of marriage story was laura dern saying “kale salad!” as if she were greeting an old friend

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    watched marriage story and feel like i, too, got a divorce

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    Marriage Story (2h 17m) is actually longer than The Irishman (3h 30m) because then you have to cry (21m) then think about your past relationships (31m) then cry again (15m) then lie in bed contemplating (1hr) wow Netflix is really pushing the boundaries of cinema

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    Laura Dern taking off her jacket in Marriage Story:

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    marriage story spoiler without context

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    adam driver singing sondheim in marriage story (2019) dir. noah baumbach

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    “marriage story” on netflix really hits differently when you’re a child of messy divorce!!

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    divorced kids be like marriage story is my black panther😍😍

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    film twitter hyping up adam driver after watching marriage story as if y’all haven’t been calling him ugly not even 24 hours ago

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    my kink is Laura Dern aggressively explaining why being a woman in the world is hard. #MarriageStory

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    Children of divorce going to tweet about their trauma after seeing Marriage Story

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    Marriage Story mid-credits scene where Meryl Streep and Dustin Hoffman show up as the Kramers and kick off the Divorce Cinematic Universe

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    thats literally her job as an actress....... https://t.co/VSOGRfwkz8

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    i had an acrimonious divorce why would i *possibly* watch marriage story

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    why would I ever watch Marriage Story if I wanna see str8 ppl being unhappy I just look arohnd

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    love laura dern but that marriage story monologue was actually written & performed 17yrs ago by xtina & lil kim

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    Marriage Story, or: I Heard You Ain’t Spouses

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    Okay I take it all back. Marriage Story is my favorite movie this year.