Juergen Teller Photographed A Lot Of Celebs For W Magazine, And The Jokes Are Sending Me

    "W Magazine said 'ugly, but in a tree.'"

    This week, W Magazine released a slew of digital covers for their Best Performances issue, and the photos have been met with...mixed reviews, to say the least:

    Now, I am not denying the talent of Juergen Teller, but a lot of people on the interwebs have made some — IMO — pretty funny jokes about the...ease of these pics:

    Riz Ahmed even confessed that this was "the fastest shoot of [his] life." I'm not saying it showed...but I'm not saying it didn't.

    This @wmag shoot was the fastest of my life. 20 seconds, two clicks. Juergen Teller is the OG. https://t.co/LlGyzQbyms

    @rizwanahmed @wmag @juergentellerstudio

    Anyway, here are some of the funniest — but good-natured — jokes about the W Mag photo shoot:

    1.

    HAIM photographed by Juergen Teller for W Magazine

    Twitter: @olsencassidy

    2.

    Twitter: @ambular_93

    3.

    i want these three people to sue W magazine lmaoooo

    Twitter: @theeashleyray

    4.

    “you know i had to do it to em” photographed by juergen teller for w magazine

    Twitter: @willfulchaos

    5.

    Amy Poehler captured by Jeurgen Teller for W Magazine

    Twitter: @RA__why

    6.

    MA photographed by Juergen Teller for W Magazine

    Twitter: @TheFlemishSeth

    7.

    Pedro Pascal and Chris Pine handcuffed together photographed for W Magazine by Juergen Teller

    Twitter: @RachelLeishman

    8.

    Robert Pattinson photographed for W Magazine by Juergen Teller

    9.

    Beyoncé photographed by Juergen Teller for W Magazine

    Twitter: @makeenz

    10.

    shaquille o'neal photographed by juergen teller for w magazine

    Twitter: @heIpmerhonda

    11.

    Ben Affleck for W Magazine, by Juergen Teller (2020)

    Twitter: @blahdeedas

    12.

    Dr. Umar Johnson photographed by Juergen Teller for W Magazine

    Twitter: @MoeTheSudani

    13.

    W magazine be like: photographed by Juergen Teller

    Twitter: @brokebackboys

    14.

    w magazine said “ugly, but in a tree”.

    Twitter: @_heyyymscarter

    15.

    Mickey Mouse photographed by Juergen Teller for W Magazine

    Twitter: @almondtiddies

    16.

    demi lovato photographed by jurgen teller for w magazine

    Twitter: @oatmatcha

    17.

    Phineas and Ferb shot by Juergen Teller for W magazine

    Twitter: @Rendy_Jones

    18.

    aubrey plaza and michael cera photographed by juergen teller

    Twitter: @uhhnisha

    19.

    zendaya photographed by juergen teller

    Twitter: @milfzzystar

    20.

    Saoirse Ronan photographed by Juergen Teller. Fastest shoot of her life. 10 seconds, one click.

    Twitter: @gretagerwigflew

    21.

    Hillary Clinton photographed by Juergen Teller

    Twitter: @supercutbylorde

    22. In conclusion:

    the tree seeing juergen teller approach with a camera

    Twitter: @yuyan_twt