Hello, world. It is I, number one Jonas Brothers/Jonas Sisters stan. My devotion to these groups is unparalleled. Ehis Osifo / BuzzFeed Last night, I had the honor and the pleasure of attending the premiere of Chasing Happiness. Needless to say, I was ecstatic. Ehis Osifo / BuzzFeed The documentary travels with the Brothers from their humble beginnings to their present selves, while showing the tumultuous journey they went through to become the iconic band that they are today. Kevin Winter / Getty Images So let's jump in, shall we? 1. Nick, from the beginning, was the one who wanted to perform. Amazon Nick's father, Kevin Sr., told this cute as hell story about how when Nick was 3 years old, he was caught singing while walking around their house. Kevin Sr. recalled Nick hitting a "bum note" and then correcting himself and singing the note perfectly the second time. He said after that, gone were the lullabies and in was Stevie Wonder's definitive collection. 2. Nick went on to perform on Broadway, Joe went on to perform on off-Broadway, and Kevin did commercials. Amazon Nick started off his career in A Christmas Carol, Joe started off his career in Oliver, and Kevin — the self-proclaimed oddball — started of his career with a commercial for E-Brain. What a talented trio, wow. 3. On one of their many commutes between New Jersey and New York, Kevin Sr. told Nick to write a song. And thus, the Jonas Brothers were born. Amazon Initially, David Massey from Sony signed Nick to his label. Kevin and Joe then decided to write with Nick as well. They brought their demo, "Please Be Mine," to David, and he signed them ALL on the spot. 4. The Brothers grew their fandom playing school assemblies. Amazon The shows grew slowly from "50 people to over 200 people." This eventually resulted in "Mandy" being the No. 1 music video on TRL. 5. Everyone initially thought Nick was being a moody teen, but it was actually a result of Nick's undiagnosed diabetes. Amazon Nick would demand to stop for pizza and a Big Gulp on their way home from gigs. He would then pee every few miles until they got home. It was Kevin who realized something was actually wrong. Kevin recalled them all staying in a hotel together and when Nick was changing he looked at him and could "see all the bones in his back." When Nick got out of the hospital, he didn't want to tell Sony about his diabetes. So when he checked out, he went out and the JoBros rocked the hell out of their show that they had scheduled. 6. The Brothers being signed to Sony — a secular label — was something they initially had to keep secret and what ultimately resulted in them leaving their church and childhood home. Amazon Kevin Sr. was a pastor, and the JoBros weren't making a Christian album, but a punk rock album. Their music was not accepted by the church, which is what eventually resulted in Kevin Sr. having to resign. 7. Around the time that they had to leave the church, the label also dropped them. Amazon "Their whole community just wasn't there anymore." 8. The Jonas Brothers went on tour themselves — it was the family's only income — but it all paid off... Amazon They were booed by senior citizens at the malls they played at. I can't even imagine. 9. ...when they were signed by Disney! Amazon They wrote the entirety of their self-titled album when they were at their lowest, and their hard work PAID THE FUCK OFF! Goodbye, New Jersey. Hello, Hollywood. 10. "Year 3000" was a song that they recorded at Sony and brought to Disney. They played it after every Disney show and it REALLY put the boys on the map. Amazon / Disney I bet Sony wasn't pleased about THAT ONE! That's what you get for underestimating the JoBros. 11. Joe initially was offered Camp Rock, but Kevin Sr. said the boys came as a package deal. Amazon They all loved their experience on Camp Rock, but while they were off filming in Canada, they boys were BLOWING UP in America. 12. A big part of the reason they blew up was how in-tune they were with social media. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Jonas Brothers "OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED." Wait, was this a dig at Sony?? 13. Nick's infatuation with Miley Cyrus after their appearance on Hannah Montana was the inspiration for "Lovebug." Hollywood "NOW I'M SPEECHLESS / OVER THE EDGE, I'M JUST BREATHLESS / I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D CATCH THIS LOVE BUG AGAIN." Thank you, Miley Cyrus, for being the inspo that gave us these lyrics. 14. The Brothers did every interview and meet and greet because they were afraid that "it would all go away at any moment." Amazon My heart. 15. Nick's biggest regret was Season 2 of Jonas. It wasn't "on brand" for the band and made them come off as a "joke." Disney "It really stunted our growth. ... We couldn't evolve because of it." 16. The purity rings added fuel to the joke fire. Amazon "It created a recipe for fear and paranoia and insecurity. I think it started to take its toll on the [Jonas Brothers.]" 17. Nick became frustrated because he felt like Kevin and Joe weren't as artistically invested as he was. Amazon "I was frustrated creatively ... feeling like I got some music I could make on my own or with a side project." So Nick went off and started Nick Jonas & the Administration and returned to Broadway. 18. Joe also decided to go solo, but it didn't go as well. Amazon "I got a little taste of reality. ... It was my first failure. I think it was really tough for me 'cause I felt like I couldn't do anything without my brothers." 19. Kevin went a different route...and married the beautiful Danielle. After their wedding, they were offered a reality TV show. Amazon "For the first time, I thought, this was my thing." 20. Joe and Nick did NOT like the reality show. E! "We felt like [Kevin] was going to air out a lot of our shit that we didn't want people to know about." 21. When the band rejoined after their separate endeavors, it did NOT go well. Amazon "Fewer and fewer people were coming to our shows. ... We lost sight of the fact that we were a band just having a good time. People liked seeing us happy, and we were not happy." 22. Nick recalled having a full-on panic attack about being in the band. Amazon Nick felt like the Brothers were going in three different directions and he just "couldn't do it anymore." So he called it quits. Kevin and Joe didn't see it coming. Joe ended the conversation with, "I have nothing to say to you." Amazon "What hurt the most is that it came from Nick, because he's my best friend. I thought that me, Kevin, and Nick were gonna do this forever. It was us against the world." 23. Kevin said the hardest moment of his entire life was when Nick and Joe, after the band broke up, went on and performed Jonas Brother songs onstage without him at the Jingle Bash. Amazon My heart. 24. When asked about it years later, Joe said he felt like Kevin was holding them back. Amazon In hindsight, Nick and Joe understood that taking Jonas Brothers gigs without Kevin was "fucked up." It took Joe falling in love with Sophie Turner for him to understand that Kevin, who was with Danielle from very early on, had other priorities besides the band. 25. After the breakup, Nick went on his solo career, Joe started DNCE, and Kevin settled into the "normal" life. Amazon They were thriving apart, but we all know they're best when they're together. 26. Nick was the one who initially reached out and said that he missed playing with his brothers. Amazon The only way that they all agreed to get back together is if they could have fun again. 27. The Brothers spent a year traveling the world together, working on their album, and getting to know each other again. Amazon "You know, it's funny how you spend so much time chasing happiness and the things you think will bring you that joy in life and not realizing that it's been there all along." 28. There is one thing all the Brothers can agree on: the time apart allowed them to find and focus on love. Amazon THE JONAS SISTERS! 29. But, most importantly, the Jonas Brothers' number one fan — besides me — was and aways will be Frankie Jonas. Amazon "I am their number one fan. I know every lyric to every song." Wow, talk about an EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER. So sweet, so vulnerable, so heartbreaking, so great. IDK about y'all, but this one film ALONE made my Amazon Prime account worth it. Amazon Be sure to catch Chasing Happiness, available to stream today on Amazon Prime Video!