Greetings, internet humans! Ya girl is back at it again with another "I watched this so you don't have to" post. For over a week now, I've been hearing multiple people talk about this show called Inventing Anna, so I decided to take a look!
Now, I don't know MUCH about the series, but I do know that it's based on the crimes and escapades of this woman named Anna who, like, bamboozled and swindled her way into the high life.
So, even though no one asked, I decided to watch the first episode of the series and give you my thoughts anyway:
Before we jump in, here's the synopsis that Netflix gives for Inventing Anna:
OH, THIS IS SHONDALAND??? This is about to be tight.
OK, I'm not German and have yet to meet a German person or immigrant, but is it just me, or does Anna's accent sound...off?
*Grabs popcorn*
I'm not sure who this mans is, but I can only assume that a) he was scammed by Anna and b) he's going to be eating those words soon.
One thing you can say about Shonda is the sis TAKES CARE OF HER OWN!
It would make 100% more sense — based on her accent — that she would be Russian.
They told Vivian she couldn't report and she was like, "I don't answer to the man!"
This is what I call an ANGLE! Let Anna speak!
I'm not sure what "Fortress" is — maybe 'cause I'm a poor — but this is only adding to my Anna Intrigue™:
OK, Vivian went around Anna's lawyer's back and wrote her a good ol' fashioned letter — which Anna responded to! Our characters are about to meet.
We love a discourse:
I BELIEVE HER!! #FREEANNA!
The sound that just came out of my mouth...
OK, this MAN pushing Vivian to do a #MeToo story that involves re-traumatizing survivors who aren't ready to share their story...when ANNA THE CONQUEROR IS RIGHT THERE?? Fire him and put Vivian in charge:
OK, so there is something between Vivian and Paul...
VIVIAN, WHAT DID YOU DO?? Whatever you did, it was in the past and I'm on your side! #FREEVIVIAN!
I like this girl. Any friend of Anna's is a friend of mine:
Social media is going to crack this case:
I know Anna is supposed to be the villain, but I have no choice but to stan:
Anna just summed up her entire ethos in a nutshell:
Like, I *know* this isn't the end of our Anna Saga, but I don't like roadblocks!
I know the bar for men is on the floor, but Vivian's husband, Jack, is setting the bar at mid-tier!
Vivian isn't down for the count, y'all! And just like that, she found a lead:
It's giving:
OK, who are these two women? Because it seems like they're the key to blowing this popsicle stand wide open:
Power ranking of my fave characters thus far: 1) Neff 2) Anna 3) Vivian's husband, Jack 4) Vivian:
WELCOME TO THE VIP, BITCHES!
*Speechless*
YOU TELL 'EM, SIS!! #FREEANNA!
I can tell you right now, I am now one of those people:
Y'all. Y'ALL! I am SUCKED INTO THIS SAGA! Like, I need to know everything there is to know about Anna Delvey and her ~alleged~ crimes. Needless to say, I will be watching the rest of the series, and by the time you read this, there's a chance I will have already binged the entire thing! TL;DR: If you're a messy bitch who lives for the drama, then this is the show for you!!!