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22 Things Southerners Learn When They Visit The North

It's not exactly the same, believe it or not.

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1. Football is incredibly important.

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For example, in Liverpool you can choose between Liverpool, Everton, Tranmere Rovers, or exile.

2. People walk everywhere.

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And with views like this, you can see why.

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5. Nowhere is where you thought it was.

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Most of the cities in the north are in a straight line across the bottom. Then there's a massive gap, where the hills and the lakes are, and then everything else is tucked into the top right. Also, apparently, the cities at the bottom aren't technically the north.

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8. There is no business that cannot be encased in a red-brick building.

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9. Liverpool still really cares about The Beatles.

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There's a museum, a hotel, a painstakingly restored gig venue, and an annual weekend-long multi-stage festival made up almost entirely of Beatles cover bands.

11. Blackpool has looked the same for years.

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Even long after the apocalypse, Blackpool will probably still look EXACTLY like this.

12. The Geordie accent is impossible to understand.

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If you go full Dances With Wolves you might pick up the odd word after six months.

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17. The definition of "cake" is incredibly loose.

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Almost anything can be a cake, even what seems to be a chunk from a glacier made of mint and sugar.

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18. Fish and chips and gravy is actually a thing that people do.

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As well as liberally sprinkling the fish with more bits of batter. It's pretty intense.

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