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13 Things You'll Need For An American Triumph At The World Cup

If we're going to riot in the streets of all of our settlements, coast to coast, we should be prepared.

1. This American flag and pole

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Get this and wave it like you just don't care. $22.97

2. This all-American sweatshirt

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For those chilly nights of celebration. $29.99

3. This highly patriotic polo shirt

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Let the Eagle soar... for $23.49

4. This Star-Spangled bikini

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If your beach vacation coincides with the World Cup, make sure you have this packed too! $29.00

5. This USA Scarf

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Because we are dealing with soccer... football... soccer... and we should do what those Europeans do. $24.95

6. These George Washington-approved tights

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Is there a more American option for the lower half of your body? I think not. $25.99

7. These American-made American suspenders

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Gotta keep those tights up somehow! $14.95

8. This American banana muscle shirt

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You'll go bananas for Team USA! $31.60

9. These sunglasses that are surely Bill O'Reilly-approved

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Does it get any more American than custom knockoff Wayfarers? $12.99

10. These cowboy boots for the truly committed patriot

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Truly committed, because they will put you back $219.99.

11. This bow tie that leaves no doubt as to your favorite nation

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If you wear a regular necktie, then the terrorists have won. $42.00

12. This complete Uncle Sam costume

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If coordination is tough for you, let someone else do the work for you. $29.69

13. And this ukulele, which is a real thing that exists

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Because if you are partying out on the streets dressed up like the love child of Uncle Sam and the Star Spangled Banner, you might as well have a musical instrument that matches. $38.00

Let's go, team America!

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