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Proof The USA Is A Frozen Hellscape Right Now

Hell is a frozen place and it's a huge chunk of the U.S.. RIP us all.

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1. It's so cold that the fountains in New York, a once free-flowing safe haven for water, are FREEZING.

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3. And it's colder in Chicago than it is in Alaska.

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4. LOOK AT THIS MAN'S EYELASHES.

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5. Some people are ready to renounce their citizenship.

I'm about to deport my damn self to back toMexico, and I'm not even from there lol it's too fucking cold outchea

J U@JulianLoera07Follow

I'm about to deport my damn self to back toMexico, and I'm not even from there lol it's too fucking cold outchea

8:34 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Teens are rebelling.

yo fuck uniform today it's way too fucking cold i'm not gonna freeze

dominic@_dom4Follow

yo fuck uniform today it's way too fucking cold i'm not gonna freeze

6:07 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. Love is dead.

Unless he pays for your Uber, he does not deserve your cute little cocktail dress and heels. Stay home. It's too cold to date scrubs.

Janelle Meghan@janelle_meghanFollow

Unless he pays for your Uber, he does not deserve your cute little cocktail dress and heels. Stay home. It's too cold to date scrubs.

10:50 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. PEOPLE IN FLORIDA ARE (NON-IRONICALLY) WEARING UGGS.

Photos: This is what happens when it gets cold in #SouthFlorida http://t.co/0k4ZX5i3TA

Sun Sentinel@SunSentinelFollow

Photos: This is what happens when it gets cold in #SouthFlorida http://t.co/0k4ZX5i3TA

10:45 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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9. The Floridian people in general are reconsidering their life decisions.

I did not move to Florida for this cold fucking weather!!!

Yasmine@xxoyasmineFollow

I did not move to Florida for this cold fucking weather!!!

8:01 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. People are JEALOUS of Orlando's 28 degree weather.

Friend in Orlando said it was so cold, 28 degrees. I said "jealous" LOL #AllTimeLow #winter

ChristalJerez@christaljerezFollow

Friend in Orlando said it was so cold, 28 degrees. I said "jealous" LOL #AllTimeLow #winter

9:49 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. THANKS OBAMA.

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13. Global warming is now welcome.

Everyone needs to drive more and be more wasteful in general. Lets speed up global warming. I am sick of this fucking cold weather!

Scot Mattox@ScotMattoxFollow

Everyone needs to drive more and be more wasteful in general. Lets speed up global warming. I am sick of this fucking cold weather!

10:26 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. And people are ready for hell.

I would rather be walking through hell than this fucking cold

Brendon Woodard@bweastern96Follow

I would rather be walking through hell than this fucking cold

10:17 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

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17. Nipples are SPEAKING.

My nipples are telling me it's too cold to be at school right now.

Jake Olvey@ThundahNipplesFollow

My nipples are telling me it's too cold to be at school right now.

10:55 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Smokers are quitting.

today is too fucking cold to be a smoker

♡@angelicbbygrlFollow

today is too fucking cold to be a smoker

9:56 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. And people can't even get high.

kinda wanna roll up but its too cold outside ❄️😁😒

Its Kroc Hoe@IsDatKrocFollow

kinda wanna roll up but its too cold outside

12:55 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE BASICS!?

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21. People can't sleep in the goddamn nude anymore.

really need to start sleeping in pants cause its too cold for this.

A.@aribandz_xoFollow

really need to start sleeping in pants cause its too cold for this.

10:40 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. The water in this poor bastard's water bottle froze.

The water in my water bottle froze, it's too cold 😔

Viv@revonav37Follow

The water in my water bottle froze, it's too cold

10:45 AM - 19 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

23. Fashion is actually out of style.

24. And car sex has become a thing of the past.