Monday: Calm yourself and recuperate from last night's episode. This, no doubt, will require drinking.
Tuesday: When people ask you dumb questions, answer them with a series of *dings*.
Wednesday: Explore a few theories to help you sort out how all of this might end.
Thursday: Take your car in for a wash and ask very. specific. questions.
But try not to get kicked out.
Friday: By this time it's tough to concentrate on work. So spend the day doodling pictures of yourself as Heisenberg.
Saturday: Start pulling together pieces for your Breaking-Bad-themed Halloween costume.
Sunday: Pick up these Los Pollos Hermanos drinking glasses because, well, who doesn't need these glasses?!
...and time your (dinner) cook just right so you don't miss a minute of the episode.
Still antsy? Perhaps this animated version of Badger's Star Trek episode idea will put you at ease.
Not enough? How about this adorable Walt/Jesse switch-a-roo?
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