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Also in lower school, we could only wear white sneakers with yellow, green or blue (the colors in our uniform) trim until they changed it to black/brown leather shoes in fifth grade. In middle school, we had to wear a navy or white polo with our plaid skirt except Friday, when we… Read More

Also we weren’t allowed to step on the crest in the floor right inside the front door. They spent all this money creating a marble foyer we had to tiptoe on and new cafeteria but still had to put out buckets every time it rained because our roof leaked.

We weren’t allowed to wear a sweatshirt with a logo on it unless it was our school’s. I once got detention because two teachers wrote me up for wearing a bat mitzvah sweatshirt twice in the same day without me knowing it (our teachers didn’t have to tell us right away when they write… Read More

At one point over the summer, my boyfriend at the time and I were looking for a way to spice things up. We're both big foodies so naturally we thought whipped cream. I brought some over and we got down to business; horrible mistake. Not only was it super sticky, but combined with… Read More

Lol got it right on the first try. I know a fuckboy when I see one.

One time I was at my friend's grandparents house. I'd just met them and was only there for one day. Ten minutes before I had to leave, I decided to poop. The toilet clogged. There was no plunger. Long story short, we got the toilet unclogged.

I couldn't figure out any of the princesses because they all had exactly the same generic tiny nose.

Umm yes it is. It is the only country that is its own continent. Unless you count New Zealand.

Except 1. There's usually a curtain separating onstage from backstage, so unless that curtain is up you wouldn't be this far upstage and still see the audience And 2. It is usually dark while an actor is performing so all they can see is the first few rows of the audience.

In fourth grade I was with a bunch of friends from another school. They were studying breast development in health class and looked up a website called gotboobs .com as a part of their "education." Later, in eighth or ninth grade, a good friend and I were on an online movie streaming… Read More