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25 Dogs with Birthday Ennui

Sure, we're all getting older, but some of us take it harder than others. These dogs wax philosophical on what it means, in dog years, to spin around the Sun one more time.

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15. "About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm." -Kurt Vonnegut

19. "I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead." -Susan Orlean

20. "I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives." -Cat Deeley

23. "My first recognition of age setting in was exactly on my 36th birthday. I have no idea why, on this day of all days, I looked in the mirror and realized my face no longer looked young." -Paulina Porizkova

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