I have been neglecting my power washer/pressure cleaner.
It’s been so long since I’ve used it I don’t even know if it still works.
It gets exercised so rarely it might be suffering from Hosing Dysfunction.
I’m not even sure I remember how to use it.
On reflection now I’m so anxious about it’s performance that perhaps I prefer dirt.
Response to How To Disappoint Your Parents In 61 Seconds:
I have made it my mission in life to disappoint my children, in whichIhave largely succeeded.