1.
"Sooo, how long have you had your license for?"
2.
"Whoops! Forgot to buckle."
3.
"I knew I should've driven with someone else."
4.
"Why are you gripping the wheel so tight?"
5.
"Who the hell gave you a license?"
6.
"Could you drive any slower?"
7.
"You should really just take the highway."
8.
"Do you see that person standing right there?"
9.
"Could you, like, get in the fast lane?"
10.
"You should probably get gas sometime soon."
11.
When trying to park: "OK, let me get out and direct you."
12.
"Do you even know how to parallel park?"
13.
"Watch out for that truck!"
14.
"What are you trying to do, KILL US ALL??"
15.
"Look out for your blind spots!"
16.
"You can take a right on red so why are you still sitting here??"
17.
"NO, I SAID TURN LEFT, NOT RIGHT!"
