You forgot the most important rule: don’t draft before the 3rd preseason game. After the 3rd game, depth charts are pretty much set and starters sit. If you drafted Percy Harvin because you couldn’t wait a few weeks to let the injury bug play itself out, then you deserve to lose your league.
No one in history telegraphed their suicide as blatantly as Kurt Cobain. This is a guy who made multiple suicide attempts, had a family history of suicide, and wrote lyrics that said “Look on the bright side is suicide,” “Never speak a word again/ I will crawl away for good,” and titled one of his last songs “I Hate Myself and I Want to Die.” And if that doen’t convince you, ask yourself this: does anyone like Courtney Love enough to protect her from criminal scrutiny? What has she done that would make everyone who has the power to put forth a criminal investigation refuse to even consider it? The simples answer is the truth: the guy killed himself.