A psychiatrist is showing a patient ink blots.
The Shrink says, "what do you see?"
The patient says, "two people having sex."
He shows him the next one, the patient says, "two people making love."
He shows him a third, the patient says, "two people naked in bed."
The Shrink says,…Â
Man goes to the doctor, the doctor says you have 6 months to live.
The man says, "is there anything I can do?"
The Doctor says, "give up drinking, smoking, sex."
The man says, "that will make me live longer?"
The Doctor says, "no but it sure will feel like it!"
Woman goes to the dentist, the dentist says, "you need a root canal." She says, "ugh I'd rather have another baby than a root canal!" The dentist says, "well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair."
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