"What do you guys want to do?!"
"I just kissed your boyfriend on the mouth."
"There's no jumping in the thick of war!"
You are your own worst enemy.
"I really...really...really...like you."
Sometimes being scary isn't so bad.
"You know we're not exclusive, right?"
"That's not going to solve the problem..."
Are you the best friend you can be?
"You are a fat piece of shit."
"Have you ever told someone you love them before?"
*Stands up for presentation, draws a penis on the board*
"Can I take a shit Alex?!"
"For some reason I brought up cannibalism."
And does feminist automatically equal feminine?
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Can you remember what you had for breakfast?
"What a handsome boy!"
"Four Degrees Under Boiling Point!"
"WTF are you doing?"