Things Slim People Are Tired Of Hearing

Yea so, if I said the equivalent/opposite, of any of the following statements/assumptions, to a fat person I'd be wrong....

Do you eat?

Nah man, I'm just sitting here waiting to die from starvation. Yes, I do eat. There's something called metabolism..... look it up.

What are you? A size 0?

No b!tch I'm a human!! But does this inquiry mean you're buying me clothes? If so I'm i'm 2/4.

Is everyone in your family skinny?

Is everyone in your family fat? Maybe they are but why does that concern you? Do you think I'm sick and dying?

Why do you bother to exercise?

Well, i have to make sure my body doesn't end up looking like yours. (BTW, I'd be dead if I attempted the above). We like to tone and look good too. Year round beach bodies do require work!

my _______ weighs more than you

For the record, if you cat weighs more than me I'm calling the humane society, that's animal abuse. If your lunch weighed more than me, that's certainly YOUR problem not mine.

Don't get blown away out there

If you really loved me you'd hold my hand to anchor me to my car. But you don't and you're just talking trash.....