We don't really want to be in your wedding but we like you....a lot
We probably hate all of your friends....we're territorial and don't want to share, but again we'll do anything for you.
Behind the scenes we're forming cliques and deciding who will get choked out in a drunken stupor at the reception
We always hope that you'd think enough of us to pick dresses and shoes that we can wear again......we actually hope we look like we're on the catwalk
However, we always seem to fall prey to your vision that doesn't quite come out right ......for whatever reason
We really want you to have a great bachelorette party, we really do but we forget and turn up like it's our party because you have no idea how much this wedding is stressing us. Excuse us if we party too hard.......
On your big day we look forward to pulling ourselves together and getting dolled up to represent you with our hair and faces beat for the gawds!!!
As you walk down the aisle we realize that the months of power struggles and pms breakdowns were all worth this moment
Congratulations!!! Now lets get wasted at the reception :-*
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