So last week, when this interview with Malaysia's Star2.com made it seem like Keanu Reeves had admitted he was a "lonely guy," the internet was both freaked out AND concerned.
But it turns out that interview never happened — apparently, Keanu Reeves' publicist told HuffPost a few days ago that the entire story was "fabricated" and the actor did not give an interview to Star2.com.
And listen, as someone who fell for this fake interview very hard, I am feeling a lot of mixed emotions...
But this might actually be good news, because that means Keanu Reeves is probably not lonely?
...but just in case he is, I still submit that if Keanu Reeves is looking for a badass action hero partner to get with, Charlize Theron would be an AMAZING candidate:
Because, lonely or not, John Wick and Furiosa would probably have tons to talk about??
Anyway: in summary, don't believe everything you read on the internet, kids...
...but do believe in the power and goodness that is Keanu Reeves.