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    15 Women Who Have No Idea How To Properly Eat Food

    Literally, who raised you?

    1. "When in Rome" does not mean you can eat a giant block of Parmesan wherever you go, Amanda.

    2. And Janice, wouldn't it be a lot easier to just put the honey directly into your mouth instead of pouring it down your face??

    3. Seriously Ella and Emma?? You know damn well that's not how you eat citrus fruit.

    4. If you can afford caviar, Hannah, you can afford some manners too.

    5. Oh my god Janet! The chocolate goes in your mouth not on your face.

    6. And I can't even begin to describe all the things wrong with the way you're eating cereal, Patricia.

    7. Sydney, that's not even food! That's a fucking flower for goodness sake.

    8. For the love of all things holy, Deborah just lick the ice cream instead of shoving it against your teeth.

    9. Really Abigail? Try actually getting food into your mouth and not just on your shirt.

    10. CHLOE WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT'S A BUG NOT RAMEN.

    11. And Carol, how many times do I have to tell you that your husband does not count as food?

    12. While we're here we might as well discuss Lindsay's drinking problem.

    13. You too, Shannon. Why can't you just drink beer like a normal fucking person?

    14. Ashley, that's not even remotely close to how you drink while in the bathtub.

    15. And honestly Olivia? There's just no hope left for you.