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    Posted on Dec 11, 2017

    15 Women Who Have No Idea How To Properly Eat Food

    Literally, who raised you?

    1. "When in Rome" does not mean you can eat a giant block of Parmesan wherever you go, Amanda.

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    2. And Janice, wouldn't it be a lot easier to just put the honey directly into your mouth instead of pouring it down your face??

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    3. Seriously Ella and Emma?? You know damn well that's not how you eat citrus fruit.

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    4. If you can afford caviar, Hannah, you can afford some manners too.

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    5. Oh my god Janet! The chocolate goes in your mouth not on your face.

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    6. And I can't even begin to describe all the things wrong with the way you're eating cereal, Patricia.

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    7. Sydney, that's not even food! That's a fucking flower for goodness sake.

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    8. For the love of all things holy, Deborah just lick the ice cream instead of shoving it against your teeth.

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    9. Really Abigail? Try actually getting food into your mouth and not just on your shirt.

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    11. And Carol, how many times do I have to tell you that your husband does not count as food?

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    12. While we're here we might as well discuss Lindsay's drinking problem.

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    13. You too, Shannon. Why can't you just drink beer like a normal fucking person?

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    14. Ashley, that's not even remotely close to how you drink while in the bathtub.

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    15. And honestly Olivia? There's just no hope left for you.

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