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My friends- “aye bruh you’ve had enough to drink” Me- “All of first.....”
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Friend: don’t get drunk and start acting a fool when we go out Me:
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When someone tries to tell me what I did when I was drunk
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when u get too drunk at the club and everyone is like ummm lets get u home
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Drunk eating problems
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When you go through your drunk texts expecting an embarrassing message to your crush but instead find this to yours… https://t.co/B7LVYKhZ60
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Getting drunk is like having a 3rd base coach that waves you on no matter what
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Every time I wake up in the morning after a night of drinking and I have my phone and wallet, I wonder what I did to deserve such a thing.
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When you wake up and you're still drunk
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When your best friend gets sloppy drunk & starts throwing around bad decisions like confetti & everyone else is pis… https://t.co/8iRlzGf9Nl