Buzz·Posted on Jan 30, 201818 Jokes About The FBI Spying On People That Will Make You Laugh Then Feel Super ParanoidThe FBI agent watching me through my laptop: "Really, another night of eating chicken nuggets and rewatching Vine compilations?"by Delaney StrunkBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Lissa @AlissaS19 I wonder what the FBI agent watching me thru my laptop camera thinks about me whenever I cry over a TV show 01:55 AM - 29 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @AlissaS19 / Via Twitter: @AlissaS19 2. Josh Hall @joshwillhall My boyfriend: *leaves the room* The fbi agent in my webcam: No I totally see what you mean. Me: right? He's weird… https://t.co/WQiZ0EuIyf 04:27 AM - 28 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @joshwillhall / Via Twitter: @joshwillhall 3. Super Deluxe @superdeluxe Me: *scrolling through my ex's Instagram and feeling sorry for myself* The FBI Agent Assigned To Surveil Me: I tal… https://t.co/6NRgjAtgbV 10:02 PM - 29 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @superdeluxe / Via Twitter: @superdeluxe 4. "Sarah Schauer" @SJSchauer I was about to accept a friend request from my high school bully and my tab closed... Gerald, the fbi agent spying on me, is looking out. 08:22 PM - 29 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @SJSchauer / Via Twitter: @SJSchauer 5. Alex Gonzalez @aleksglz8 Me: *opens laptop* FBI Agent: Oh he’s finally gonna do his homework Me: *Opens up Netflix and disappoints yet another person in my life* 12:05 AM - 28 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @aleksglz8 / Via Twitter: @aleksglz8 6. vince @VlNCHY damn it be like that 10:41 PM - 28 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @VINCHY / Via Twitter: @VlNCHY 7. Reed Rollins @reedlikeabook_ Me flirting with my assigned FBI agent through my phone camera 03:18 AM - 30 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @reedlikeabook_ / Via Twitter: @reedlikeabook_ 8. M @TartarSauce_ My FBI agent watching me and my best friend talk shit about someone 05:58 AM - 30 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @TartarSauce_ / Via Twitter: @TartarSauce_ 9. gromit @meggyshmurda what my assigned FBI agent sees 8 hours a day from my laptop 10:45 PM - 24 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @meggyshmurda / Via Twitter: @meggyshmurda 10. fat bully @ricardojkay the FBI agent that monitors me through my laptop watching me try to take a cute selfie 03:04 AM - 19 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @ricardojkay / Via Twitter: @ricardojkay 11. adam @brokeangeI me: the government agent who watches me through the webcam on my laptop: truth is i seen u in the hallway and we s… https://t.co/iN3VaaGXOg 04:25 AM - 23 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @brokeangel / Via Twitter: @brokeangeI 12. Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse Sometimes before I leave the house I wave to my laptop camera just to brighten the day of the FBI agent. Friendline… https://t.co/RmnH3ecfIV 09:23 PM - 26 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @colesprouse / Via Twitter: @colesprouse 13. Bella Goth @HoodSocialist Me putting on a show for my assigned government agent watching me through my laptop camera: 05:55 AM - 22 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @HoodSocialist / Via Twitter: @HoodSocialist 14. 𝐤𝖔𝖇𝐲 ♥ @kobychill when the FBI agent monitoring me sends a message asking me to take the tape off my webcam 09:57 PM - 20 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @kobychill / Via Twitter: @kobychill 15. farha @shutyourhell 10:27 PM - 14 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @shutyourhell / Via Twitter: @shutyourhell 16. lily jackson @lilyzella me, peeling tape off webcam: hey guys whats apoptosis mean? little FBI voice within my computer: programmed cell d… https://t.co/uwFZNQnRZm 02:49 AM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @lilyzella / Via Twitter: @lilyzella 17. Mike @michaelvito Guys, I just sneezed in front of my laptop's webcam and I kid you not... the FBI Agent said "Bless You". If that isn't goals, idk what is 11:40 PM - 26 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @michaelvito / Via Twitter: @michaelvito 18. jomny sun @jonnysun *taking tape off my laptop camera so my assigned fbi agent can see me again* im sorry. i was upset. i shouldnt have… https://t.co/i1U8d1T5GK 05:08 PM - 26 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @jonnysun / Via Twitter: @jonnysun Don't worry, you're probably not being watched by the FBI. But maybe put some tape over your webcam just in case. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF