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I wonder what the FBI agent watching me thru my laptop camera thinks about me whenever I cry over a TV show
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My boyfriend: *leaves the room* The fbi agent in my webcam: No I totally see what you mean. Me: right? He's weird… https://t.co/WQiZ0EuIyf
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Me: *scrolling through my ex's Instagram and feeling sorry for myself* The FBI Agent Assigned To Surveil Me: I tal… https://t.co/6NRgjAtgbV
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I was about to accept a friend request from my high school bully and my tab closed... Gerald, the fbi agent spying on me, is looking out.
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Me: *opens laptop* FBI Agent: Oh he’s finally gonna do his homework Me: *Opens up Netflix and disappoints yet another person in my life*
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damn it be like that
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Me flirting with my assigned FBI agent through my phone camera
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My FBI agent watching me and my best friend talk shit about someone
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what my assigned FBI agent sees 8 hours a day from my laptop
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the FBI agent that monitors me through my laptop watching me try to take a cute selfie
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me: the government agent who watches me through the webcam on my laptop: truth is i seen u in the hallway and we s… https://t.co/iN3VaaGXOg
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Sometimes before I leave the house I wave to my laptop camera just to brighten the day of the FBI agent. Friendline… https://t.co/RmnH3ecfIV
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Me putting on a show for my assigned government agent watching me through my laptop camera:
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when the FBI agent monitoring me sends a message asking me to take the tape off my webcam
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me, peeling tape off webcam: hey guys whats apoptosis mean? little FBI voice within my computer: programmed cell d… https://t.co/uwFZNQnRZm
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Guys, I just sneezed in front of my laptop's webcam and I kid you not... the FBI Agent said "Bless You". If that isn't goals, idk what is
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*taking tape off my laptop camera so my assigned fbi agent can see me again* im sorry. i was upset. i shouldnt have… https://t.co/i1U8d1T5GK
Don't worry, you're probably not being watched by the FBI. But maybe put some tape over your webcam just in case.
