This Twitter Account Is Exposing The Real Names For Everyday Objects And It's Mindblowing
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1. Oh, you call this milk? Think again.
Cereal Sauce
2. Can I interest you in a glass of melted snowman?
Snowman Blood
3. Or maybe a bowl of cereal?
Bagel Seeds
4. Perhaps you prefer your food on the raw side.
Raw Toast
5. Once you're done eating, we can go out and see some wildlife.
Barcode Cow
6. Baa, baa, black sheep, I'm sorry I've said your name wrong all these years.
Land Cloud
7. Maybe we can even see some unicorns.
Curvy Unicorn
8. Or some wild marshmallows floating about.
Marshmallow Seal
9. Sometimes it's nice to just take in the sights around you.
Mountain Fountain
10. After all, nature is pretty magical.
Space Bulb
11. We could also just stay inside and listen to some music.
Screech Plank
12. I don't know about you, but I prefer my music in the nude.
13. And sometimes I just wanna bang on things.
Thwack Pots
14. But nothing really beats relaxing at home.
Human Shelf
15. And resting your limbs after a long day.
Floor Hands
16. Though you've got to make sure it doesn't get too hot inside.
Windy Spin
17. And there are few things better than finishing your day with a nice nightcap.
Giggle Sauce
Thank you for enlightening all of us, Correct Names.
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