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So Theres Now A Ranch Themed Clothing Line And I'm Actually Here For It

Get your rap snacks with a dab of ranch themed clothing.

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Ranch is more than just a dressing and dipping sauce. Ranch, my dear sweet friends, is the only thing keeping this world spinning.

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Oh did you think this was a joke? Think again, because Hidden Valley just elevated the food fashion game. Want to run to the fridge for a late night snack, but you're hesitant because you know the floor is going to be cold? BAM! RANCH SLIPPERS BITCH.

Can't decide what to wear to the office holiday party? How 'bout this ranch sweater that'll have everyone, even Carol from HR, screaming, "Ranch me, daddy!"

Maybe you're a human with more simplistic tastes. Someone who wants a shirt that explains everything you want out of life, so you don't have to utter a single word. Well friend, they've got that too.

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