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    Posted on Nov 8, 2017

    So Theres Now A Ranch Themed Clothing Line And I'm Actually Here For It

    Get your rap snacks with a dab of ranch themed clothing.

    Ranch is more than just a dressing and dipping sauce. Ranch, my dear sweet friends, is the only thing keeping this world spinning.

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    Sure you can eat Ranch, hell you can even tweet about it, but guess what buddy? Now you can take your love to the next freaking level with the new Hidden Valley clothing line entirely dedicated to ranch.

    Hidden Valley

    Oh did you think this was a joke? Think again, because Hidden Valley just elevated the food fashion game. Want to run to the fridge for a late night snack, but you're hesitant because you know the floor is going to be cold? BAM! RANCH SLIPPERS BITCH.

    Hidden Valley

    Snag these slippers here for only $25!

    Can't decide what to wear to the office holiday party? How 'bout this ranch sweater that'll have everyone, even Carol from HR, screaming, "Ranch me, daddy!"

    Hidden Valley

    Get it here for only $40.

    Maybe you're a human with more simplistic tastes. Someone who wants a shirt that explains everything you want out of life, so you don't have to utter a single word. Well friend, they've got that too.

    Hidden Valley

    ^ My new Tinder bio. Get yours here for just $30.

    They also have socks, hats, totes, oh and one small non clothing item... A FREAKING RANCH KEG!

    Hidden Valley

    I'd tap that. Order yours here for only $50!

    What the hell are you still doing reading this piece? Get off of here, go buy some ranch apparel, and then chug a bottle of ranch until your clothes arrive at your doorstep.


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