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Artificial butter so tasty, you'll never forget it.
2.
Nothing but respect for MY plumber, Super Mariano.
3.
Sorry we don't have Mountain Dew here, but may I interest you in a different mountain beverage?
4.
Ah yes, Blue, the elusive 152nd original Pokemon.
5.
When there's something strange in my neighborhood I call the "Spook Chasers."
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The new Avengers film looks ~so good~.
7.
A doctor for every illness.
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When you're too manly for a Band-Aid, it's time to pull out your Power-Strips.
9.
I love products that are straight and to the point.
10.
This is both a food product, and my rapper name.
12.
Oh look, it's milk's favorite cookie.
13.
Is this G-Eazy's cousin?
14.
I relax in my Golvin's.
15.
It's like if Taboo, Boggle, and Scrabble had a screwed up love child.
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And finally, why be cool when you can be chill?