Welcome to the internet, a magical land where people can basically do whatever they want.
Want to make a video where you apply 100 layers of lipstick, eyelashes, fake tan, and foundation? Go for it.
You want to throw a quinceañera for your cat and then post pictures about it? Why not?
You want to buy handmade fidget spinner and Covfefe butt plugs? Yes, you can even do that too thanks to Etsy user GlowFYourself.
While GlowFYourself sells a variety of adult sex toys, their butt plugs honestly belong in a museum. Here's just a sampling of the products available on their Etsy page.
1. A Magic 8-Ball butt plug that will let you know if you're getting lucky tonight.
2. These mood ring butt plugs will let everyone know how your day is going without having to say a word.
3. A rubber chicken butt plug which is truly the highest form of comedy.
4. How about a Ring Pop butt plug that brings new meaning to the phrase, "Suck it."
5. Feeling screwed over by politics right now? Screw politics back with a "Covfefe" butt plug.
6. Bring out your inner millennial with a participation trophy butt plug.
7. This "It's A Boy" butt plug takes the baby gender reveal trend to the next level.
8. Are you even a real meme lord if you're not rocking a Harambe butt plug?
9. If you think Jeff Goldblum is sexy, how 'bout Jeff Goldblum on a butt plug?
10. Why not brighten someone's day with a light up butt plug?
11. And of course, in today's world where everything is run by technology, you can make sure to have a flash drive on you at all times with this USB butt plug.
Who's ready to go on a shopping spree?
