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These Ridiculous Butt Plugs Will Make You Laugh And Then Maybe Want To Have Sex

It's your life (and butt).

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Welcome to the internet, a magical land where people can basically do whatever they want.

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Want to make a video where you apply 100 layers of lipstick, eyelashes, fake tan, and foundation? Go for it.

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You want to throw a quinceaƱera for your cat and then post pictures about it? Why not?

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You want to buy handmade fidget spinner and Covfefe butt plugs? Yes, you can even do that too thanks to Etsy user GlowFYourself.

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While GlowFYourself sells a variety of adult sex toys, their butt plugs honestly belong in a museum. Here's just a sampling of the products available on their Etsy page.

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1. A Magic 8-Ball butt plug that will let you know if you're getting lucky tonight.

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*ask again later*

2. These mood ring butt plugs will let everyone know how your day is going without having to say a word.

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3. A rubber chicken butt plug which is truly the highest form of comedy.

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4. How about a Ring Pop butt plug that brings new meaning to the phrase, "Suck it."

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5. Feeling screwed over by politics right now? Screw politics back with a "Covfefe" butt plug.

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6. Bring out your inner millennial with a participation trophy butt plug.

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7. This "It's A Boy" butt plug takes the baby gender reveal trend to the next level.

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8. Are you even a real meme lord if you're not rocking a Harambe butt plug?

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9. If you think Jeff Goldblum is sexy, how 'bout Jeff Goldblum on a butt plug?

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10. Why not brighten someone's day with a light up butt plug?

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11. And of course, in today's world where everything is run by technology, you can make sure to have a flash drive on you at all times with this USB butt plug.

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Who's ready to go on a shopping spree?

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