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I'm Very Sorry, Sweetie, But I Won't Let You Finish Your Day Until You See Mario's Penis

It's-a me, Mario, and here's my dick.

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And it was here in the first issue, Super Mario Land #1, that Mario's dick made its debut. So let's set the stage, shall we? Mario is just chilling and talking with a robot when suddenly a fish carcass comes out of the water and bites his ass.