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    Posted on Feb 8, 2018

    21 Jokes That'll Make Target Lovers Feel Attacked But Understood

    "Walked into Target looking for pants, and left wanting a family, some candles, and an overpriced lamp."

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    No one goes to target because they need something. You go to target and let target tell you what you need.

    @haley_copeland / Via Twitter: @haley_copeland

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    Idk y men go to bars to meet women Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to 1 & they’re already looking for things they don’t need.

    @LeoBlakeCarter / Via Twitter: @LeoBlakeCarter

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    I hate it when the cashier at target says "see you again soon!" Like, bitch, you're not wrong, but did you have to say it

    @drakamae / Via Twitter: @drakamae

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    My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes.

    @cheeseboy22 / Via Twitter: @Cheeseboy22

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    I walked into #Target with a list of 5 items and walked out with only those 5 items. The manger stopped me and said… https://t.co/8DyGhbHXnn

    @HawkeyeOnAir / Via Twitter: @HawkeyeOnAir

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    I’m convinced it’s impossible to go to Target and not come out with something you didn’t plan on buying 😂

    @BulldogUTSA / Via Twitter: @BulldogUTSA

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    If you can go into Target and get ONLY what you went there to get...I applaud you. Your self discipline is out of t… https://t.co/3UYpnBLmu6

    @Lai_luuu / Via Twitter: @Lai_luuu

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    Walked into target looking for pants & left wanting a family, some candles, and an overpriced lamp

    @CoreyWG / Via Twitter: @CoreyWG

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    MY DOG WENT TO TARGET AND LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS

    @virgoprincxss / Via Twitter: @virgoprincxss

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    4 yr old came to gymnastics today and said "sorry i'm late my mom was having fun at target" and i just know that one day i will be that mom

    @mryanjones / Via Twitter: @mryanjones

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    I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want

    @kpfeffss / Via Twitter: @kpfeffss

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    Gotta stop looking for women at the bar and go to Target, specifically in the dollar spot. They’re cute plus know how to save money

    @delicsfam / Via Twitter: @delicsfam

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    *looks at random item from dollar section at target* I dontttt know why but I feel like I need this

    @audiseaa / Via Twitter: @audiseaa

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    What has 2 thumbs, a new yoga ball, nailpolish, Oreos, dog toys, stationary, cereal & is never going to Target unsupervised again? This guy!

    @House_Feminist / Via Twitter: @House_Feminist

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    ME: We've got wine, beer, use any bathroom, oh & if u need to nurse- TARGET MGR: Ma'am u can't host a party her- ME: shhh. I live here now

    @LurkAtHomeMom / Via Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom

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    @brianajadeeee / Via Twitter: @brianajadeeee

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    an emotional haiku: needed some tweezers spent ninety bucks at target guess what i forgot

    @Ean_withanE / Via Twitter: @Ean_withanE

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    drunk shopping at target should be an extreme sport

    @DashRomero / Via Twitter: @DashRomero

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    y’all cannot tell me you walk into Target and only buy one thing

    @saiahz / Via Twitter: @saiahz

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    There’s nothing like building your savings account for college for years and spending it all at Target within 3 months!!!

    @AbbeyWickersham / Via Twitter: @AbbeyWickersham

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    during an interview earlier they asked my hobbies and I said “I love to go to target”

    @mikeyhency / Via Twitter: @mikeyhency

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