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When your card declines and the total only $2.18
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my bank acc situation is way better, now i have twenty six dollars
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I just attempted to wash a paper plate if you wonder how much money I have available.
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[wheel of fortune] me: id like to buy a vowel pat: arent u a millenial me: [sigh] id like to rent a vowel
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Me listening to my bank read me back the charges realizing none of them are fraud & my ass just can't save money
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ROBBER: give me all of your money ME: shit can i venmo you
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You can't be broke if you don't check your bank account
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as a kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money
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Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself.
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"Hello darkness my old friend." Darkness: I'm not lending you any money.
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" work until your bank account looks like a phone number "
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me: i wanna show you the world *looks at bank account* me: i wanna show you the block