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17 Lorde Tweets That Belong In A Fucking Museum

"Kinks include: disappearing, being unreachable by phone."

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my currently preferred dress code is 'slutty yet cozy'

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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interested in being reincarnated as a little mochi

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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all jokes aside i would ask this out on a date

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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you're the only motherfucker in this city who can handle me

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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kinks include: disappearing, being unreachable by phone

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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i could probably be involved in a groundbreaking new reality show called Will Ella's Acne Clear Up In Time For Major Events

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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tempted to post on my facebook page asking people if they will give me candy crush lives

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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my bank acc situation is way better, now i have twenty six dollars

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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tried to take a qt selfie with my dog before i realized he is going through a deep existential crisis right now oops

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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the best google image search you can do is 'huge dogs'

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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i feel like this is a great comeback shot 4 when i next read some smack being talked about me on twitter #byeeee #💅

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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the smarter the person, the more boring the instagram account

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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always pack one beautiful perfume and one tough cologne when u travel cause maybe u will wanna smell like a princess or maybe a lothario

@lorde / Via Twitter: @lorde

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