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    Just 17 Really Funny Tweets By Women This Week

    "Just accidentally clicked 'Sort by Price: High to Low' like some kind of child emperor."

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    this is the craziest eight-word story i have ever read

    @RebeccaTee / Via Twitter: @RebeccaTee

    2.

    me when someone is flirtin with my man

    @KaylaSuazo / Via Twitter: @kaylasuazo

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    thank you Smithsonian Mag for this profile of me!!! 😊 https://t.co/FrZ3NlMC2u

    @JuliaReinstein / Via Twitter: @juliareinstein

    4.

    i don't get out of bed for less than $150, mailed to me by check in 6-8 weeks after sending 3 follow up emails, a day

    @twelveoclocke / Via Twitter: @twelveoclocke

    5.

    [my dermatologist skateboards into the exam room] "my dude ur moles are hella malignant 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻"

    @blythelikehappy / Via Twitter: @blythelikehappy

    6.

    This Halloween I plan to dress in all black and say that I am "your inner demons". UNRELATED: still trying to find that special someone!

    @fotayheyhey / Via Twitter: @Fotayheyhey

    7.

    when u hear someone crying while screaming "it's my fucking birthday" u kno it's scorpio season

    @crissymilazzo / Via Twitter: @crissymilazzo

    8.

    me: this edible ain’t shit me 30 minutes later:

    @constantcurse / Via Twitter: @constantcurse

    9.

    when i respond to an email with a period instead of an exclamation mark

    @CarinaHsieh / Via Twitter: @carinahsieh

    10.

    Me at the start of 2017 vs me at the end of 2017

    @curlycomedy / Via Twitter: @curlycomedy

    11.

    just accidentally clicked "Sort by Price: High to Low" like some kind of child emperor

    @monicaheisey / Via Twitter: @monicaheisey

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    @depechemoth / Via Twitter: @depechemoth

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    @KimmyMonte / Via Twitter: @KimmyMonte

    14.

    be the pink Himalayan salt lamp you wish to see in the World Market

    @KarenKilgariff / Via Twitter: @KarenKilgariff

    15.

    Haunted by a ghost that hates confrontation they just leave notes on my bathroom mirror like "saw u werent scared by me last nite whats up?"

    @clinicallychill / Via Twitter: @clinicallychill

    16.

    RIP all the stories I started telling but never finished because I went off on a tangent then forgot what I was originally talking about.

    @marylanehaskell / Via Twitter: @marylanehaskell

    17.

    Me walking in to school after being suspended

    @FergieTho / Via Twitter: @FergieTho

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