Buzz·Posted on Oct 29, 2017Just 17 Really Funny Tweets By Women This Week"Just accidentally clicked 'Sort by Price: High to Low' like some kind of child emperor."by Delaney StrunkBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Rebecca Tucker @RebeccaTee this is the craziest eight-word story i have ever read 01:22 AM - 25 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @RebeccaTee / Via Twitter: @RebeccaTee 2. Kayla Suazo @kaylasuazo me when someone is flirtin with my man 07:56 PM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @KaylaSuazo / Via Twitter: @kaylasuazo 3. Julia Reinstein 👻 @juliareinstein thank you Smithsonian Mag for this profile of me!!! 😊 https://t.co/FrZ3NlMC2u 08:18 PM - 25 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @JuliaReinstein / Via Twitter: @juliareinstein 4. Gabby Noone @twelveoclocke i don't get out of bed for less than $150, mailed to me by check in 6-8 weeks after sending 3 follow up emails, a day 08:43 PM - 25 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @twelveoclocke / Via Twitter: @twelveoclocke 5. Blythe Roberson @blythelikehappy [my dermatologist skateboards into the exam room] "my dude ur moles are hella malignant 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻" 02:08 PM - 26 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @blythelikehappy / Via Twitter: @blythelikehappy 6. Difficult A @Fotayheyhey This Halloween I plan to dress in all black and say that I am "your inner demons". UNRELATED: still trying to find that special someone! 12:36 AM - 23 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @fotayheyhey / Via Twitter: @Fotayheyhey 7. crissy @crissymilazzo when u hear someone crying while screaming "it's my fucking birthday" u kno it's scorpio season 11:18 PM - 22 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @crissymilazzo / Via Twitter: @crissymilazzo 8. sai @constantcurse me: this edible ain’t shit me 30 minutes later: 03:58 PM - 25 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @constantcurse / Via Twitter: @constantcurse 9. Carina Hsieh @carinahsieh when i respond to an email with a period instead of an exclamation mark 11:46 PM - 23 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @CarinaHsieh / Via Twitter: @carinahsieh 10. Abbi Crutchfright @curlycomedy Me at the start of 2017 vs me at the end of 2017 01:48 AM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @curlycomedy / Via Twitter: @curlycomedy 11. monica heisey @monicaheisey just accidentally clicked "Sort by Price: High to Low" like some kind of child emperor 02:56 PM - 22 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @monicaheisey / Via Twitter: @monicaheisey 12. period lobster @depechemoth The Ring (2002) 06:49 PM - 22 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @depechemoth / Via Twitter: @depechemoth 13. Mr. Sweet Girl @KimmyMonte volcanoes are just goth mountains 06:35 PM - 22 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @KimmyMonte / Via Twitter: @KimmyMonte 14. Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff be the pink Himalayan salt lamp you wish to see in the World Market 06:09 PM - 26 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @KarenKilgariff / Via Twitter: @KarenKilgariff 15. alyssa💿 @clinicallychill Haunted by a ghost that hates confrontation they just leave notes on my bathroom mirror like "saw u werent scared by me last nite whats up?" 03:26 PM - 25 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @clinicallychill / Via Twitter: @clinicallychill 16. Mary Lane Haskell @marylanehaskell RIP all the stories I started telling but never finished because I went off on a tangent then forgot what I was originally talking about. 06:31 AM - 27 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @marylanehaskell / Via Twitter: @marylanehaskell 17. Buy Double Dutchess @FergieTho Me walking in to school after being suspended 09:01 PM - 26 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @FergieTho / Via Twitter: @FergieTho