Celebrity·Posted on Oct 22, 201310 Incredible, True Facts About David Wain, According To David WainThe actor-writer-director, who returns to Children's Hospital as Jewy McJew Jew for the season five finale on Thursday, reveals to BuzzFeed many of his deepest, darkest secrets.by David WainBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. I Don't Drink 2. Bradley Cooper Being Handsome Was My Idea 3. I Design Bridesmaids Dresses 4. "Football Field" Is The Only Unit Of Measurement I Use 5. I'm Finally Ready to Hear Pitches From Cologne Companies 6. I Make A Killer Omelet 7. I'm Married to My Wife 8. I Forgot What 8 Is For 9. I Type With My Hands Crossed 10. I Can't Name More Than One Great Lake