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You Can Buy A Candle With A Baby Raptor Inside

Product disclaimer: "The raptor is not real."

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The team at Firebox (who were no doubt so preoccupied with whether or not they could build a dinosaur candle that they didn't stop to think if they should) will even ship it to you in an appropriate crate-themed package.

Actual product disclaimers from the Firebox website:

* Sometimes life doesn't find a way. Dinosaurs are 100% extinct.

* The velociraptor is not real