This dick-shaped cloud was spotted Saturday by 16-year-old Samantha Meazaros in Miami, Florida.
She told BuzzFeed she was riding in the car with her mom and two friends when she spotted the atmospheric mass of condensed water in the shape of a cock and two balls.
"I went to tell my mom something, but then I looked over her shoulder and said, 'What is that?!' and then she said that she was about to ask the exact same thing," Meazaros said. "We were just like, 'How in the world did this happen?'"
Meazaros whipped out her cell phone and began recording, amid a fit of giggles. "In the video, you're hearing my two friends just dying of laughter in the back," she said.
Her tweet went mega-viral, being shared tens of thousands of times.
Because the internet is mature, people reacted sensibly and like proper grown-ups to the sight of a billowing baby-maker in the sky.
Others shared pics of the same fluffy fun stick.
The best part? The cloud formation is actually referred to as a towering cumulus. Not even kidding.