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It doesn't matter if it happened 30 minutes ago:
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Or if it happened 15 years ago:
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(Especially to your own joke):
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It doesn't have to make sense:
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Actually, it's a lot better when it doesn't:
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Because you're always going to be laughing uncontrollably:
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I'm talking "table slapping" uncontrollably:
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And while some might see that as not the best thing:
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And your friends might have to be extra patient:
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Honestly, they're just jealous: