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So you don't end up with the world's widest Yeezys:
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Or the world's widest Deadpool costume:
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So you don't end up with a pot for ANTS.
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Or glasses made for a particularly tiny baby.
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So you don't end up with a cheek mask.
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Or a slightly terrifying blanket.
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So your fingers don't get that new pair of boots.
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And just so you don't end up with a pair of airbrushed boots.
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So your cat doesn't get your new shirt.
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So you don't look like a man of God.
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So you don't end up with an outfit made of tinfoil.
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Or an outfit like this:
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And especially so you don't end up with a smile a little TOO beautiful.
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So your mug doesn't scream FNCK.
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And your pants don't scream Slenderman.
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So you don't get a teddy bear from the netherworld.
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And your fries don't look like alien invaders from outer space.
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So you don't end up with a dress that looks like Civil War bandages.
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Or a Santa suit that looks like a Sith Lord.
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So you don't end up with a romper like this:
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Or a dress like this:
