1.
Because no one plays 20 questions like this:
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Because that's NOT what the "thing" is:
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Because SWBs barely make any goddamn sense:
4.
Because no, no one wants to give a stranger opinions on that:
5.
Because that's not what that noise means:
6.
Because this should not be considered small talk:
7.
Because no one cares which half of you is naked:
8.
Because if you have a cat emoji next to your name, you shouldn't be allowed to ask questions like this:
10.
Because every time you start and end a question with "lol" you're better off not asking the question in the first place:
11.
Because, no, this isn't sexy:
12.
Because this isn't any way to flirt:
13.
Because this is not a show of support:
14.
Because if you're trying to say something meaningful, this probably isn't the way to do it:
16.
Because if you ask questions like this, these are the kind of answers you can expect to get:
17.
Because SWBs often have no idea how kitchen appliances work:
18.
Because no "lol" can save you when you dig a deep enough hole:
19.
Because this is not how Truth or Dare was meant to be played:
20.
Because you should probably not be using a phone if you use that many emojis in a sext:
21.
Because no one... NO ONE wants to answers this question:
22.
And finally, because...because...no. JUST NO.
