1. They get offended way, way too easily.
old person: you kids get so offended these days! teenager: happy holidays old person: >:O
2. I mean, basically everything offends them.
old person: u kids these days!! always offended by everything!!! *weather woman wears a spaghetti-strap dress* old person: I AM OFFENDED
3. They need a trophy for everything.
#HowToConfuseAMillennial Rant about how "everyone gets a trophy these days" while sipping from your World's Greatest Dad coffee mug
4. They're not working ENOUGH.
5. They can't take a joke.
"This generation can't take a joke" Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes
6. They can't save money.
If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I'd have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined
7. Why can't they just enjoy their youth!
8. And don't even get me started on the way they dress.
i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert
9. They don't know anything.
Baby boomers will tweet #HowToConfuseAMillennial then call us to fix their internet problems 30s later
10. They have bad hobbies.
why are baby boomers so mad at everything millennials do. when we're bored we play Pokémon. when you're bored u ruin economies. who's worse
11. They don't care about the important things.
12. They can't even fund a TV show.
13. They're joyless.
14. They aren't buying the things that matter.
15. I mean, being an adult is simple stuff.
#HowToConfuseAMillennial Destroy the housing market Replace grad jobs with unpaid internships Tell them to buy a house
16. So, so simple.
Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
17. They don't know the value of a good ol'-fashioned internship.
18. Did I mention they get offended over everything?
19. They have awful ideas.
20. All they do is sit there on that phone.
I hate when adults complain about teens and electronics, like okay Susan thanks you post about about wine and your grandkids every 5 minutes
21. I mean, who raised them?
I hate when adults say our generation is "soft" or "different" than they were. YOU raised us lol.