It happens every fall.
You're sitting there minding your own business when...
1. IT BEGINS.
You know a new iPhone is coming out when you install an update onto your current phone and the battery magically starts dying 10x faster.
2. You feel like you're going crazy.
Is it just me or did the new iPhone update just make my phone battery die faster
3. Like you're the only one.
it seems like as soon as the new iPhone came out my phone suddenly can't keep a full battery
4. But you know that something has gotta give.
ORDERED A NEW IPHONE AND ALL THE SUDDEN MY PHONE’S BATTERY LASTS LESS THAN AN HOUR
THERE HAS TO BE AN EXPLANATION.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PHONE, APPLE???
5. Is it JUST ME?
My phone battery has been absolute shit since the new iPhone's been announced. I'm not kidding ahahaha
6. Is it JUST MY PHONE?
So now the new iPhone is announced. Watch your battery life performance die after the next update. Then it be time for a new phone.
7. What is the meaning behind all this?
iPhone battery randomly dying every few hours. Can only mean there's an update + new phone on the way. Thanks dickheads
8. You start trying to connect the dots.
Zero bullshit: my iPhone 7+ battery lasted ALL day. With the new iPhone a month away, my phone received an update, now battery life is half.
9. You try to wake up the sheeple.
Ya know apple set up your phone battery so it gets worst every september right when they announce the new iphone
10. You're certain it isn't a coincidence.
So @Apple unveil the new iPhone closely followed by a new OS. I update my phone’s OS and battery life goes through the floor. Coincidence?..
11. You're certain Apple is behind this.
My phone battery has been going so weird since the new iPhone has been released 👀
12. You're on to them.
My phone used to have good battery. Now that the new iPhone is out, my battery is dying faster than before wtf
13. You know EXACTLY what Jobs and his cronies are up to.
they release a new iPhone & all of a sudden my phone starts slowing down & my battery goes to shit.. sweet
14. IT'S A CONSPIRACY. It just HAS TO BE.
Ever since I started looking at the new iPhone on Verizon's website my phone battery hasn't been lasting very long... #conspiracy
15. WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS???
My iPhone battery now lasts for 3-4hrs(on a good day). Just a few weeks ago, it could last up to 6/7hrs! I’m not buying a new phone!
16. DOES IT GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP??? OBAMA? THERESA MAY??? LARS LØKKE RASMUSSEN, PRIME MINISTER OF THE KINGDOM OF DENMARK?????
My phone just went from 100% to 20% battery in less than an hour and it’s not even 5 months old. @Apple must have released a new iPhone
17. DOES ANYTHING MAKE SENSE ANYMORE?
I swear since they released the new iPhone suddenly my battery life is complete garbage now and I'm too poor to get a new phone. 🙃
WHAT IS THE TRUTH, APPLE?
