7. COLBERT DEMONSTRATING WHAT AMERICA’S GREATEST GIFT IS:
8. LOOKING LIKE THIS EVERY TIME THE NATIONAL ANTHEM COMES ON:
23. ALWAYS BEING AT THE TOP OF THE ALPHABETICAL LIST OF COUNTRIES. THAT’S AMERICAN AS HELL:
- The Clinton campaign is trying to stop television stations from running a pro-Trump ad featuring Michelle Obama.
- A federal jury cleared the leaders of an Oregon standoff. The militia group took over a wildlife refuge last January.
- An airplane carrying Republican VP candidate Mike Pence skidded off the runway at New York City's LaGuardia airport. No one was injured.
- RIP — Vine says it's discontinuing its mobile app, effectively ending the 6-second video service 💀