7. COLBERT DEMONSTRATING WHAT AMERICA’S GREATEST GIFT IS:
8. LOOKING LIKE THIS EVERY TIME THE NATIONAL ANTHEM COMES ON:
23. ALWAYS BEING AT THE TOP OF THE ALPHABETICAL LIST OF COUNTRIES. THAT’S AMERICAN AS HELL:
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- Senator Ron Wyden will soon introduce legislation requiring warrants before phones can be searched at the US border.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎