12. Avoid “K” AT ALL COSTS.
14. Don’t get in another person’s space like this.
19. Hold the door when you walk in after someone.
22. Just open your bag of chips. There is no need to delay, it will still make noise.
26. Or be this person on Facebook.
Hat tip to this Reddit thread for the inspiration.
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