1. A nun discovering the joys of the ocean:

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2. Two crash test dummies in a forbidden romance:

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3. A woman haunted by the ghost of hamburgers past:

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4. The Candy Man:

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5. Fat Santa pinching his nipples:

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6. A one-eyed accountant flashing "East Side" while listening to an abacus:

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7. Trout hand:

8. A woman enjoying the healing benefits of Post-it Notes:

9. The murderer:

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10. Two old folks rekindling their love affair with some guns and a dead rabbit:

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11. A woman showing off her prized piece of bread, first-place winner at the Dutchess County Fair:

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12. A child enjoying that sweet, sweet cactus smell:

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13. Twins sharing the greatest gift of all — a giant sweater:

14. Two friends sharing the second greatest gift of all — corn:

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15. A man contemplating the mistakes he's made while using a cake as a pillow:

16. A woman willing to go to any length to defend the fruit she loves:

17. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb:

18. A girl scoring the winning goal in a lopsided game against her wheelchair-bound grandfather:

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19. Cyber woman with corn:

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20. She-Hitler with a potato crotch:

21. Your grandma double-teaming some Popsicles:

22. An apple with teeth eating a pig:

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23. A mother giving her daughter the gift of dildos:

24. Nipple clamps:

25. A spaceman exploring a strange new planet:

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26. G'd up pineapple businessman:

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27. Mona Lisa tongue tats:

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28. Reigning world champion of your sister's bedroom:

29. Two survivors of the nuclear apocalypse enjoying some freshly baked sugar cookies:

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30. A man embracing the only melon that ever loved him:

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31. A businesswoman enjoying a boxing-glove massage:

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32. Lumberjack dog:

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33. Your dad:

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34. A woman hopelessly addicted to snorting doughnuts:

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35. Bread hat:

36. A man in a bathrobe enjoying the heat from his oven while looking over at what appears to be a mammal in a bowl:

37. A person with a TV head enjoying an early dinner with another TV:

38. Mr. July on the Gas Mask Hunks 2014 calendar:

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39. Princess:

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40. A child who was born with a terrible, terrible birth defect but still is able to find humor in the little things:

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41. A flour and egg addict getting her fix:

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42. A man in a rabbit costume weighing lettuce:

43. A child coming to terms with the harrowing reality that this is what it'll be like until she retires:

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44. Cyber woman with corn, part II:

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45. A radical businessman who probably just thinks his water-damaged laptop is a really expensive black mirror:

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46. A man discovering his love for lettuce:

47. A luchador enjoying his first vacation in several years:

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48. Cartoon Santa's violent addiction:

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49. A man who doesn't quite grasp the idea behind a corndog:

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50. And... and... this:

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