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Updated on Jan 22, 2019. Posted on May 12, 2014

50 Completely Unexplainable Stock Photos No One Will Ever Use

Well, except for right now. Huge thanks to Awkward Stock Photos and r/wtfstockphotos for a lot of these.

1. A nun discovering the joys of the ocean:

Dennis O'Clair / Getty Images

2. Two crash test dummies in a forbidden romance:

Caspar Benson / Getty Images

3. A woman haunted by the ghost of hamburgers past:


4. The Candy Man:


5. Fat Santa pinching his nipples:


6. A one-eyed accountant flashing "East Side" while listening to an abacus:


7. Trout hand:

8. A woman enjoying the healing benefits of Post-it Notes:

9. The murderer:

Rich Legg /istockphoto / Getty Images

10. Two old folks rekindling their love affair with some guns and a dead rabbit:


11. A woman showing off her prized piece of bread, first-place winner at the Dutchess County Fair:


12. A child enjoying that sweet, sweet cactus smell:


13. Twins sharing the greatest gift of all — a giant sweater:

14. Two friends sharing the second greatest gift of all — corn:


15. A man contemplating the mistakes he's made while using a cake as a pillow:

16. A woman willing to go to any length to defend the fruit she loves:

17. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb:

18. A girl scoring the winning goal in a lopsided game against her wheelchair-bound grandfather:


19. Cyber woman with corn:


20. She-Hitler with a potato crotch:

21. Your grandma double-teaming some Popsicles:

22. An apple with teeth eating a pig:


23. A mother giving her daughter the gift of dildos:

24. Nipple clamps:

25. A spaceman exploring a strange new planet:

DreamPictures / Getty Images

26. G'd up pineapple businessman:


27. Mona Lisa tongue tats:


28. Reigning world champion of your sister's bedroom:

29. Two survivors of the nuclear apocalypse enjoying some freshly baked sugar cookies:


30. A man embracing the only melon that ever loved him:


31. A businesswoman enjoying a boxing-glove massage:


32. Lumberjack dog:


33. Your dad:


34. A woman hopelessly addicted to snorting doughnuts:

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35. Bread hat:

36. A man in a bathrobe enjoying the heat from his oven while looking over at what appears to be a mammal in a bowl:

37. A person with a TV head enjoying an early dinner with another TV:

38. Mr. July on the Gas Mask Hunks 2014 calendar:


39. Princess:

Photodisc / Getty Images

40. A child who was born with a terrible, terrible birth defect but still is able to find humor in the little things:


41. A flour and egg addict getting her fix:


42. A man in a rabbit costume weighing lettuce:

43. A child coming to terms with the harrowing reality that this is what it'll be like until she retires:


44. Cyber woman with corn, part II:


45. A radical businessman who probably just thinks his water-damaged laptop is a really expensive black mirror:


46. A man discovering his love for lettuce:

47. A luchador enjoying his first vacation in several years:

Emmanuel Aguirre / Getty Images

48. Cartoon Santa's violent addiction:


49. A man who doesn't quite grasp the idea behind a corndog:


50. And... and... this:


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