1. A nun discovering the joys of the ocean:
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2. Two crash test dummies in a forbidden romance:
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3. A woman haunted by the ghost of hamburgers past:
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4. The Candy Man:
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5. Fat Santa pinching his nipples:
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6. A one-eyed accountant flashing "East Side" while listening to an abacus:
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7. Trout hand:
8. A woman enjoying the healing benefits of Post-it Notes:
9. The murderer:
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10. Two old folks rekindling their love affair with some guns and a dead rabbit:
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11. A woman showing off her prized piece of bread, first-place winner at the Dutchess County Fair:
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12. A child enjoying that sweet, sweet cactus smell:
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13. Twins sharing the greatest gift of all — a giant sweater:
14. Two friends sharing the second greatest gift of all — corn:
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15. A man contemplating the mistakes he's made while using a cake as a pillow:
16. A woman willing to go to any length to defend the fruit she loves:
17. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb:
18. A girl scoring the winning goal in a lopsided game against her wheelchair-bound grandfather:
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19. Cyber woman with corn:
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20. She-Hitler with a potato crotch:
21. Your grandma double-teaming some Popsicles:
22. An apple with teeth eating a pig:
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23. A mother giving her daughter the gift of dildos:
24. Nipple clamps:
25. A spaceman exploring a strange new planet:
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26. G'd up pineapple businessman:
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27. Mona Lisa tongue tats:
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28. Reigning world champion of your sister's bedroom:
29. Two survivors of the nuclear apocalypse enjoying some freshly baked sugar cookies:
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30. A man embracing the only melon that ever loved him:
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31. A businesswoman enjoying a boxing-glove massage:
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32. Lumberjack dog:
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33. Your dad:
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34. A woman hopelessly addicted to snorting doughnuts:
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35. Bread hat:
36. A man in a bathrobe enjoying the heat from his oven while looking over at what appears to be a mammal in a bowl:
37. A person with a TV head enjoying an early dinner with another TV:
38. Mr. July on the Gas Mask Hunks 2014 calendar:
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39. Princess:
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40. A child who was born with a terrible, terrible birth defect but still is able to find humor in the little things:
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41. A flour and egg addict getting her fix:
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42. A man in a rabbit costume weighing lettuce:
43. A child coming to terms with the harrowing reality that this is what it'll be like until she retires:
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44. Cyber woman with corn, part II:
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45. A radical businessman who probably just thinks his water-damaged laptop is a really expensive black mirror:
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46. A man discovering his love for lettuce:
47. A luchador enjoying his first vacation in several years:
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48. Cartoon Santa's violent addiction:
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49. A man who doesn't quite grasp the idea behind a corndog:
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50. And... and... this:
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