1.
A nun discovering the joys of the ocean:
2.
Two crash test dummies in a forbidden romance:
3.
A woman haunted by the ghost of hamburgers past:
5.
Fat Santa pinching his nipples:
6.
A one-eyed accountant flashing "East Side" while listening to an abacus:
8.
A woman enjoying the healing benefits of Post-it Notes:
10.
Two old folks rekindling their love affair with some guns and a dead rabbit:
11.
A woman showing off her prized piece of bread, first-place winner at the Dutchess County Fair:
12.
A child enjoying that sweet, sweet cactus smell:
13.
Twins sharing the greatest gift of all — a giant sweater:
14.
Two friends sharing the second greatest gift of all — corn:
15.
A man contemplating the mistakes he's made while using a cake as a pillow:
16.
A woman willing to go to any length to defend the fruit she loves:
17.
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18.
A girl scoring the winning goal in a lopsided game against her wheelchair-bound grandfather:
19.
Cyber woman with corn:
20.
She-Hitler with a potato crotch:
21.
Your grandma double-teaming some Popsicles:
22.
An apple with teeth eating a pig:
23.
A mother giving her daughter the gift of dildos:
25.
A spaceman exploring a strange new planet:
26.
G'd up pineapple businessman:
27.
Mona Lisa tongue tats:
28.
Reigning world champion of your sister's bedroom:
29.
Two survivors of the nuclear apocalypse enjoying some freshly baked sugar cookies:
30.
A man embracing the only melon that ever loved him:
31.
A businesswoman enjoying a boxing-glove massage:
34.
A woman hopelessly addicted to snorting doughnuts:
36.
A man in a bathrobe enjoying the heat from his oven while looking over at what appears to be a mammal in a bowl:
37.
A person with a TV head enjoying an early dinner with another TV:
38.
Mr. July on the Gas Mask Hunks 2014 calendar:
40.
A child who was born with a terrible, terrible birth defect but still is able to find humor in the little things:
41.
A flour and egg addict getting her fix:
42.
A man in a rabbit costume weighing lettuce:
43.
A child coming to terms with the harrowing reality that this is what it'll be like until she retires:
44.
Cyber woman with corn, part II:
45.
A radical businessman who probably just thinks his water-damaged laptop is a really expensive black mirror:
46.
A man discovering his love for lettuce:
47.
A luchador enjoying his first vacation in several years:
48.
Cartoon Santa's violent addiction:
49.
A man who doesn't quite grasp the idea behind a corndog:
