Across the vast tubes of Twitter.com the website, people are using the hashtag #TweetLikeJadenSmith to mimic the iconic tweets of Twitter's favorite teenage philosopher. Things are going pretty well:
“#TweetLikeJadenSmith If Will is my Dad.. And I am my Dad's son.. Then why wasn't I named Wilson"
If 22 is twenty-two and 33 is thirty-three, why isn't 11 onety-one? #TweetLikeJadenSmith
If god sneezes who will bless him #TweetLikeJadenSmith
why do we "bake" cookies, but "cook" bacon? real eyes, realize, real lies. #TweetLikeJadenSmith
If Jesus can walk on water, Can he swim on land? #TweetLikeJadenSmith
Permanent markers don't exist cause life is temporary #TweetLikeJadenSmith
If I hit myself and it hurts Am I weak or Strong? #TweetLikeJadenSmith
The World Without Art Is "Eh" #TweetLikeJadenSmith
If two midgets are fighting, could one of them be the bigger person and stop it ?
If two vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered "beef"? #TweetLikeJadenSmith
How is the ocean blue if water is clear #TweetLikeJadenSmith
#TweetLikeJadenSmith if guns don't kill people, people kill people, Do toasters not toast toast, toast toasts toast?
If A Man Exits The Room On The Right, Has He Really Left? Think. #TweetLikeJadenSmith
#TweetLikeJadenSmith When You're Waiting For The Waiter, Aren't You The Waiter?
#TweetLikeJadenSmith If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, how did it fall off in the first place?
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? #TweetLikeJadenSmith
Birds Aren't Singing, They're Screaming. Because They're Afraid Of Heights. Listen With Ur Souls #TweetLikeJadenSmith
if a deaf person goes to court, is it really a hearing? #TweetLikeJadenSmith
If actions speak louder than words is sign language shouting? ...just let that sink in #TweetLikeJadenSmith
#TweetLikeJadenSmith "A trash bag is not a trash bag unless you put trash in it. Until then it is just a bag"
#TweetLikeJadenSmith "Our Hair Doesn't Grow, It's Running. It's Trying To Escape The Evil In Our Minds"
#TweetLikeJadenSmith Hakuna Matata. Means No Worries. But Ask Yourself. Who Placed That Fear In Them. Touch. Feel. Life
#TweetLikeJadenSmith "If soap always cleans dirty bodies, how does soap stay clean itself?"
Every second someone dies Every second someone is born. Why isn't our population 0 ? #TweetLikeJadenSmith
They want you to believe the Sun is hot. I urge you to ask yourself "Have they ever touched it? #TweetLikeJadenSmith
Damn. It's true.