People Are Tweeting Like Jaden Smith And The Results Are Perfect

We should all tweet like Jaden Smith some point in our lives.

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Across the vast tubes of Twitter.com the website, people are using the hashtag #TweetLikeJadenSmith to mimic the iconic tweets of Twitter's favorite teenage philosopher. Things are going pretty well:

“#TweetLikeJadenSmith If Will is my Dad.. And I am my Dad's son.. Then why wasn't I named Wilson"

â™›@cxurt

“#TweetLikeJadenSmith
If Will is my Dad.. And I am my Dad's son.. Then why wasn't I named Wilson"

8:29 AM - 13 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

If 22 is twenty-two and 33 is thirty-three, why isn't 11 onety-one? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

GOLDEN BOY MF@GbOSMG

If 22 is twenty-two and 33 is thirty-three, why isn't 11 onety-one? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

9:51 PM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

why do we "bake" cookies, but "cook" bacon? real eyes, realize, real lies. #TweetLikeJadenSmith

yung scrub@nigguyen

why do we "bake" cookies, but "cook" bacon? real eyes, realize, real lies. #TweetLikeJadenSmith

3:50 AM - 11 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

If Jesus can walk on water, Can he swim on land? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

Nathan 牡牛座@iAmNateJames

If Jesus can walk on water, Can he swim on land?

#TweetLikeJadenSmith

1:47 PM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Permanent markers don't exist cause life is temporary #TweetLikeJadenSmith

Asia @FranchescaRolon

Permanent markers don't exist cause life is temporary #TweetLikeJadenSmith

12:50 PM - 14 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

If I hit myself and it hurts Am I weak or Strong? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

Jon RedCorn@Jon_RedCorn7

If I hit myself and it hurts
Am I weak or Strong?
#TweetLikeJadenSmith

9:12 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

The World Without Art Is "Eh" #TweetLikeJadenSmith

tweet like jaden@TWEETLlKEJADEN

The World Without Art Is "Eh" #TweetLikeJadenSmith

10:08 AM - 14 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

If two midgets are fighting, could one of them be the bigger person and stop it ?

@daaaaygo

If two midgets are fighting, could one of them be the bigger person and stop it ?

1:05 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

If two vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered "beef"? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

CHILDHOOD RUINER@CHlLDHOODRUINER

If two vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered "beef"? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

11:15 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

How is the ocean blue if water is clear #TweetLikeJadenSmith

@DeeHasNoHoes

How is the ocean blue if water is clear 🙇 #TweetLikeJadenSmith

9:43 PM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

#TweetLikeJadenSmith if guns don't kill people, people kill people, Do toasters not toast toast, toast toasts toast?

☹ HOMIE J ☹@w0lfjoey

#TweetLikeJadenSmith if guns don't kill people, people kill people, Do toasters not toast toast, toast toasts toast?

11:26 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

If A Man Exits The Room On The Right, Has He Really Left? Think. #TweetLikeJadenSmith

TWEET LIKE JADEN @TWEETLlKEJADEN_

If A Man Exits The Room On The Right, Has He Really Left? Think. #TweetLikeJadenSmith



11:56 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

#TweetLikeJadenSmith When You're Waiting For The Waiter, Aren't You The Waiter?

Puns@WowSoPunny

#TweetLikeJadenSmith When You're Waiting For The Waiter, Aren't You The Waiter?

10:45 PM - 13 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

#TweetLikeJadenSmith If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, how did it fall off in the first place?

N✨@NICthaDON

#TweetLikeJadenSmith If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, how did it fall off in the first place?

1:32 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

Alexis Sánchez@ParvesKoyes

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

#TweetLikeJadenSmith

8:17 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Birds Aren't Singing, They're Screaming. Because They're Afraid Of Heights. Listen With Ur Souls #TweetLikeJadenSmith

Walid@FoolishWiseGuy

Birds Aren't Singing, They're Screaming. Because They're Afraid Of Heights. Listen With Ur Souls #TweetLikeJadenSmith

7:10 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

if a deaf person goes to court, is it really a hearing? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

ero-sennin@captainkoolaid

if a deaf person goes to court, is it really a hearing?

#TweetLikeJadenSmith

7:35 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

If actions speak louder than words is sign language shouting? ...just let that sink in #TweetLikeJadenSmith

young scrap@youngscrap

If actions speak louder than words is sign language shouting? ...just let that sink in #TweetLikeJadenSmith

8:16 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

#TweetLikeJadenSmith "A trash bag is not a trash bag unless you put trash in it. Until then it is just a bag"

Rome@IktGuy

#TweetLikeJadenSmith "A trash bag is not a trash bag unless you put trash in it. Until then it is just a bag"

9:50 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

#TweetLikeJadenSmith "Our Hair Doesn't Grow, It's Running. It's Trying To Escape The Evil In Our Minds"

#GURUSQUAD @GuruJeremy

#TweetLikeJadenSmith "Our Hair Doesn't Grow, It's Running. It's Trying To Escape The Evil In Our Minds"

10:41 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

#TweetLikeJadenSmith Hakuna Matata. Means No Worries. But Ask Yourself. Who Placed That Fear In Them. Touch. Feel. Life

#TweetLikeJadenSmith "If soap always cleans dirty bodies, how does soap stay clean itself?"

JULY 31ST .@FvckFros_

#TweetLikeJadenSmith "If soap always cleans dirty bodies, how does soap stay clean itself?"

10:02 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Every second someone dies Every second someone is born. Why isn't our population 0 ? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

Happy TraVonn@LilTreProd

Every second someone dies
Every second someone is born.
Why isn't our population 0 ? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

9:42 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

They want you to believe the Sun is hot. I urge you to ask yourself "Have they ever touched it? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

Damn. It's true.