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    People Are Tweeting Like Jaden Smith And The Results Are Perfect

    We should all tweet like Jaden Smith some point in our lives.

    Across the vast tubes of the website, people are using the hashtag #TweetLikeJadenSmith to mimic the iconic tweets of Twitter's favorite teenage philosopher. Things are going pretty well:

    “#TweetLikeJadenSmith If Will is my Dad.. And I am my Dad's son.. Then why wasn't I named Wilson"

    If 22 is twenty-two and 33 is thirty-three, why isn't 11 onety-one? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    why do we "bake" cookies, but "cook" bacon? real eyes, realize, real lies. #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    If Jesus can walk on water, Can he swim on land? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    Permanent markers don't exist cause life is temporary #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    If I hit myself and it hurts Am I weak or Strong? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    The World Without Art Is "Eh" #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    If two midgets are fighting, could one of them be the bigger person and stop it ?

    If two vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered "beef"? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    How is the ocean blue if water is clear #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith if guns don't kill people, people kill people, Do toasters not toast toast, toast toasts toast?

    If A Man Exits The Room On The Right, Has He Really Left? Think. #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith When You're Waiting For The Waiter, Aren't You The Waiter?

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, how did it fall off in the first place?

    What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    Birds Aren't Singing, They're Screaming. Because They're Afraid Of Heights. Listen With Ur Souls #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    if a deaf person goes to court, is it really a hearing? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    If actions speak louder than words is sign language shouting? ...just let that sink in #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith "A trash bag is not a trash bag unless you put trash in it. Until then it is just a bag"

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith "Our Hair Doesn't Grow, It's Running. It's Trying To Escape The Evil In Our Minds"

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith Hakuna Matata. Means No Worries. But Ask Yourself. Who Placed That Fear In Them. Touch. Feel. Life

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith "If soap always cleans dirty bodies, how does soap stay clean itself?"

    Every second someone dies Every second someone is born. Why isn't our population 0 ? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    They want you to believe the Sun is hot. I urge you to ask yourself "Have they ever touched it? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    Damn. It's true.