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    People Are Tweeting Like Jaden Smith And The Results Are Perfect

    We should all tweet like Jaden Smith some point in our lives.

    Across the vast tubes of Twitter.com the website, people are using the hashtag #TweetLikeJadenSmith to mimic the iconic tweets of Twitter's favorite teenage philosopher. Things are going pretty well:

    “#TweetLikeJadenSmith If Will is my Dad.. And I am my Dad's son.. Then why wasn't I named Wilson"

    â™›@cxurt

    “#TweetLikeJadenSmith

    If Will is my Dad.. And I am my Dad's son.. Then why wasn't I named Wilson"

    8:29 AM - 13 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    If 22 is twenty-two and 33 is thirty-three, why isn't 11 onety-one? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    GOLDEN BOY MF@GbOSMG

    If 22 is twenty-two and 33 is thirty-three, why isn't 11 onety-one? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    9:51 PM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    why do we "bake" cookies, but "cook" bacon? real eyes, realize, real lies. #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    yung scrub@nigguyen

    why do we "bake" cookies, but "cook" bacon? real eyes, realize, real lies. #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    3:50 AM - 11 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    If Jesus can walk on water, Can he swim on land? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    Nathan 牡牛座@iAmNateJames

    If Jesus can walk on water, Can he swim on land?

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    1:47 PM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Permanent markers don't exist cause life is temporary #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    Asia @FranchescaRolon

    Permanent markers don't exist cause life is temporary #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    12:50 PM - 14 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    If I hit myself and it hurts Am I weak or Strong? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    Jon RedCorn@Jon_RedCorn7

    If I hit myself and it hurts

    Am I weak or Strong?

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    9:12 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    The World Without Art Is "Eh" #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    tweet like jaden@TWEETLlKEJADEN

    The World Without Art Is "Eh" #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    10:08 AM - 14 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    If two midgets are fighting, could one of them be the bigger person and stop it ?

    @daaaaygo

    If two midgets are fighting, could one of them be the bigger person and stop it ?

    1:05 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    If two vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered "beef"? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    CHILDHOOD RUINER@CHlLDHOODRUINER

    If two vegetarians are arguing... Is it still considered "beef"? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    11:15 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    How is the ocean blue if water is clear #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    @DeeHasNoHoes

    How is the ocean blue if water is clear 🙇 #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    9:43 PM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith if guns don't kill people, people kill people, Do toasters not toast toast, toast toasts toast?

    ☹ HOMIE J ☹@w0lfjoey

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith if guns don't kill people, people kill people, Do toasters not toast toast, toast toasts toast?

    11:26 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    If A Man Exits The Room On The Right, Has He Really Left? Think. #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    TWEET LIKE JADEN @TWEETLlKEJADEN_

    If A Man Exits The Room On The Right, Has He Really Left? Think. #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    11:56 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith When You're Waiting For The Waiter, Aren't You The Waiter?

    Puns@WowSoPunny

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith When You're Waiting For The Waiter, Aren't You The Waiter?

    10:45 PM - 13 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, how did it fall off in the first place?

    N✨@NICthaDON

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, how did it fall off in the first place?

    1:32 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    Alexis Sánchez@ParvesKoyes

    What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    8:17 AM - 10 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Birds Aren't Singing, They're Screaming. Because They're Afraid Of Heights. Listen With Ur Souls #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    Walid@FoolishWiseGuy

    Birds Aren't Singing, They're Screaming. Because They're Afraid Of Heights. Listen With Ur Souls #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    7:10 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    if a deaf person goes to court, is it really a hearing? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    ero-sennin@captainkoolaid

    if a deaf person goes to court, is it really a hearing?

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    7:35 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    If actions speak louder than words is sign language shouting? ...just let that sink in #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    young scrap@youngscrap

    If actions speak louder than words is sign language shouting? ...just let that sink in #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    8:16 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith "A trash bag is not a trash bag unless you put trash in it. Until then it is just a bag"

    Rome@IktGuy

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith "A trash bag is not a trash bag unless you put trash in it. Until then it is just a bag"

    9:50 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith "Our Hair Doesn't Grow, It's Running. It's Trying To Escape The Evil In Our Minds"

    #GURUSQUAD @GuruJeremy

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith "Our Hair Doesn't Grow, It's Running. It's Trying To Escape The Evil In Our Minds"

    10:41 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith Hakuna Matata. Means No Worries. But Ask Yourself. Who Placed That Fear In Them. Touch. Feel. Life

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith "If soap always cleans dirty bodies, how does soap stay clean itself?"

    JULY 31ST .@FvckFros_

    #TweetLikeJadenSmith "If soap always cleans dirty bodies, how does soap stay clean itself?"

    10:02 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Every second someone dies Every second someone is born. Why isn't our population 0 ? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    Happy TraVonn@LilTreProd

    Every second someone dies

    Every second someone is born.

    Why isn't our population 0 ? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    9:42 PM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    They want you to believe the Sun is hot. I urge you to ask yourself "Have they ever touched it? #TweetLikeJadenSmith

    Damn. It's true.

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