22 People Who Definitely Regret Literally Every Single Decision They Made This Past Week

Not ideal, folks.

If you've made some mistakes this week, just remember...

1. The person who added a very, very special ingredient to their sandwich:

Just morning rush things from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who has the best view money can buy:

Rolled up right before the concert started. from Wellthatsucks

3. The person who will forever gaze upon Mount Gay and not sip:

Ordered alcohol for a gathering tonight and the grocery store delivered them with the security tags still locked on. from mildlyinfuriating

4. The person who did what they had to do:

Long story short, I saw a cockroach. from Wellthatsucks

5. The person with the world's spiciest kitchen:

Tried to refill my little Tabasco bottle from the gallon jug. from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who is about to enjoy some well-done chicken:

Sister promised she’d take the chicken out of the oven while I took a bath and relaxed after driving all day. from mildlyinfuriating

7. The person who was kind enough to feed the hungry ATM:

Atm shut down with my card still inside. from Wellthatsucks

8. The person who just made a beautiful piece of modern art with their big ol' dome:

Gravity wins. But I live to trip another day. from Wellthatsucks

9. The person who might wanna turn up the heat a little bit:

“I think I left a window open last night, not sure.” from Wellthatsucks

10. The person who enjoyed a pipin' hot cuppa gravy first thing in the morning:

Guess which one looked more like the coffee jar as I was waking up. from Wellthatsucks

11. The person who received one (1) pepperoni on their pizza:

Only got one pepperoni on my pepperoni pizza from mildlyinfuriating

12. The person with the forbidden jellybean:

The last jellybean is too big to get out of the bottle. from mildlyinteresting

13. The person who blew up a Starburst in a microwave for the clout:

My 9 year old sister destroyed our microwave doing a “tik tok life hack” (the starburst melted into the actual microwave) from mildlyinfuriating

14. The person who dropped the worst possible thing to drop:

Bought Fried Chicken at airport then as I was boarding, the bag ripped from bottom side and the box landed upright at first but ripped in the same manner when I picked it up from Wellthatsucks

15. The person with the world's smoothest tires:

Unless racing, it’s time to change the tires from IdiotsInCars

16. The person who somehow, someway melted aluminum foil:

I put aluminum foil down in the oven to make cleanup easier after cooking pizza. The foil melted and got stuck instead. from Wellthatsucks

17. The person who will never, ever finish that puzzle:

not sure this belongs here but the painters didn’t even bother to move a puzzle piece when going over the baseboards (was like this when i moved in) from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person who needs to nuke their apartment from orbit:

Bed bugs everywhere in the apartment from Wellthatsucks

19. The person who might want to grab a broom:

Just finished renovations in the master bathroom a month ago... from Wellthatsucks

20. The person who is now just trapped at work forever:

This happened when I tried to leave my office. from mildlyinfuriating

21. The person who will just have to start a new life out here:

Just pulled into our campsite 450 miles away from home. from Wellthatsucks

22. The person who had this modern tragedy happen to them:

Was so ready to eat and then this happened from Wellthatsucks

Devastating.