This Girl Pulled Off The Most Masterful Wrong-Number Prank Of All Time

Yes, that is not hyperbole. You think you'd find some hyperbole on the internet? This will go down in the pantheon of great pranks — you know, as long as it's real.

We've all been sent texts from wrong numbers or had the notion to try to mess with some random number. Well, you can stop doing that. Stop now. Just stop. PLEASE STOP. Let's all just hope this is real:

Start by breaking the news:

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Provide some "proof":

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Start coming up with some names:

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Think about the future:

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Make plans for today:

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And then let them down easy:

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Nice and gentle:

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And...scene.

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